It wasn’t unusual for Kaia to go out drinking, but going out to meet a blind date? That wasn’t her norm. Still, her client claimed to have the perfect guy in mind for her and the woman tipped well, so she figured it would hurt to have a night out to make the older woman happy. What a mistake. After 40 minutes, Kaia was finally able to excuse herself to use the bathroom, to her horror, the back door was alarmed, so she couldn’t discreetly leave. Quick on her feet, she found someone sitting alone at the end of the bar and approached them. “Hi, this is going to sound crazy, but I’m on a blind date with what I can only describe as a frat-boy-alum-that-peaked-in-high-school douche bag from hell and the back door has an alarm. So, I have about 2 minutes to pretend to pee before I have to go back there. If I pay for your tab, will you come over in a few minutes with some excuse for me to leave?” She asked, and while it was a not great situation, it did give her a bit of a rush to be pulling something like this. “My client set me up with him, so I really don’t want to resort to dumbing a drink in his lap, but we’re about 10 minutes from me doing that.”