#hoffspeak

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i just realized ive been putting half and half in my coffee this whole week instead of milk

ive been drinking a cup of half and half at breakfast every day 

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on a positive note kubo is rly cute and I wish he got more development bc how do u spend 60 MILLION dollars on a movie and not develop your fucking protag

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today three people told me they thought cowboy beebox was funny and two of them were family members who dont watch any anime

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I'm not saying refusing to learn sign language and forcing your toddler into an invasive surgery for a cochlear implant is a form of eugenics and, by extension, cultural genocide, but like

[kablenis]

my favorite coffee shop is a Pokemon go gym we have a loving God

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I haven't read/watched haikyuu in a literal year but I love oikawa so much

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I low-key hate listening to radio dramas but I want to write one who’s down 

[kablenis]

honestly my only two goals in life are to be in an edition of smut peddler and to make a Google doodle