#hogboy

[hrtvampire]

my friend tweeted this and it seemed like something you all would enjoy

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here he is... the absolute porkhollow...

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hey this is a fuckin, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, problem sleuth oc, he doesn’t have a name yet but he’s a mobster and he’s a hog

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more hogboy!!!! look at him. does he look like he knows a fuckin thing

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tELL ME??? MORE ABOUT THE PORK BOI????? I LOVE HIM???

OMG IM!!! glad you like him so much!!!

i dont have much decided abt him yet BUT... he’s a mobster who uses a straightrazor as his primary weapon! he is Very Italian, carries various sausages and cheeses in all of his coat pockets, the kind to turn to you in the street just to yell at you to FORGET ABOUT IT

is also in possession of a special brush (pig bristles of course) with which he regularly brushes his tusks. those tusks are his pride and joy

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important question: does hogboy love making bacon jokes or is he extremely tired of people making bacon jokes

his razor weapon is called Pork Shavings with a static-based special attack called Crackling so i think i’ll let that speak for itself tbh