DRPG - MAIN STORY - ACT 1 - EP 2 (Boltrend Translation)
Chapters 1-5
1 - The Mischievous Academy!
[Enter the Evil Academy!] Flonne: Congrats, [Player]! Welcome to the Evil Academy! Etna: Flonne, this is all a bit unexpected. Flonne: Well, it isn't too late yet, and time is money. If we're going to train someone to be the ultimate Overlord, we're going to have to help [Player] speed things up a bit. A voice: Ah… So you're the transfer student I've been hearing about. Ms. Raspberyl: I am Raspberyl. I am a Delinquent Teacher at this academy. Ms. Raspberyl: I've been hearing quite a bit about you, [Player]. I heard that you are a Delinquent. Ms. Raspberyl: However, as your homeroom teacher, I won't allow you to just be a common villain. Ms. Raspberyl: My goal is to make you the worst of the worst!! Flonne: Oh no! What should we do about this, Miss Etna!? Flonne: I don't want [Player] to become a Delinquent! Etna: You don't think it would be wonderful? I think it would be fascinating. Ms. Raspberyl: I will be very strict with you. I'll keep your nose to the grindstone right from day one. Which reminds me, our first lesson is on… Ms. Raspberyl: "Friendship"!! Flonne: Huh? Friendship? Ms. Raspberyl: Exactly! Learning about "friendship" is the first step towards becoming a true Delinquent! Etna: Hmm… Why do I have the feeling that something bad is about to happen…? Ms. Raspberyl: Speak with your fists! That's how a real friendship is made! Then you'll be able to do a triathlon as you run off into the sunset! Ms. Raspberyl: Come on! Class is in session, [Player]!!
[The Inverse Academy] Flonne: Excuse me, Ms. Raspberyl. This class is all about "friendship", right? Ms. Raspberyl: Correct. If you want to be a Delinquent, you need to understand friendship. Flonne: …I have no idea what anyone's talking about.
Let me explain the values we believe in here at the Evil Academy! What you call "good" in the Human World is villainous here, and students that you call "bad" are the Honor Students in the Netherworld. At the Evil Academy, the rules of morality are flipped.
Flonne: I see. This place truly is a Netherworld academy - utterly demonic through and through. Everything's all topsy-turvy. Etna: Hmm… So, is enrollment open? I am confident that I could also become an Honor Student.
[Villains and Rivals] Ms. Raspberyl: It seems that you already know a thing or two about being evil, [Player]. Ms. Raspberyl: I'm sure that you will be able to make some solid friendships sooner or later. A voice: Stop! Stop teaching this class this instant…!!! Mao: I got word that some popsicle was teaching all kinds of airy-fairy nonsense at MY academy… I should have guessed it was you, Raspberyl… Ms. Raspberyl: Hello, Mao. Do you have something you'd like to contribute? Mao: Do I..?!! What is the first rule of the Evil Academy…!? "Demons must have no friends!" Mao: Anyone who becomes a student here is forbidden from forming friendships!! Mao: Oh, [Player]. Since you clearly have no respect for this rule, you are not worthy of being a student here! Mao: I hereby expel you from the Evil Academy!! Etna: You got guts. I accept this duel! And [Player] shall fight on my behalf! Flonne: If you get kicked out on the first day of school, you'll instantly become the very top Honor Student. Come on [Player], fight! Mao: If you lose, then I'll conduct my experiments on you! Muahahaha! Muahahahah… Mao: Ok, prepare yourself! Let's see how you handle my Doppelganger!
[Fists Do the Talking] Ms. Raspberyl: Nice work, [Player]. It may be just a clone, but it's not easy to beat Mao. Ms. Raspberyl: [Player]. Ok, class is over for today. …Let's battle one more time!! Flonne: Ms. Raspberyl! It may be too late to say this, but I would just like to say, violence is bad. Etna: Yea… It's too late. Ms. Raspberyl: Huh? What's violent about what we're doing? This course is all about what it means when hearts and fists come together!! Flonne: Okay, now I understand!! Etna: Flonne, you're so gullible.
[Let's Be Friends!] Ms. Raspberyl: Well done, [Player]. Your skills are quite impressive. They're getting me all fired up. Ms. Raspberyl: From now on, me and you will be like frenemies. Ms. Raspberyl: Yoroshiku, let's take care of each other, [Player]. Flonne: A friendship that comes from the heart and from the collision of fists… That's the true meaning of youth!! Etna: Flonne, will you also come to study at the Evil Academy? I think you'll have no problem becoming a Delinquent. Mao: Hey, Raspberyl… Don't you dare treat this human as your arch-rival (best friend)… Mao: [Player]. I won't forget this. Mao: Just you wait! I'll conduct experiments on you yet!! To be continued…
2 - Schoolhouse of Evil
[Nether Patrol, Go!] Ms. Raspberyl: Is everyone here? No tardies and no absences. Good, good. You have all just started on your long journey to becoming a true Delinquent. Flonne: All rise! Prepare yourselves! Bow! Sit back down! Flonne: Heeheehee. I've always wanted to do that. Etna: Flonne, it seems you're settling into school life very well. So, what are we learning about today? Ms. Raspberyl: Hmph… Today's subject is "Volunteer Work"!
[Volunteer Work] In ancient times, demons often used the phrase "expressing motherly love" to refer to volunteer work. Many demons feared doing it. The etymology of this phrase can be traced back to the 13th Overlord of the Mourning Netherworld, Kuli. At that time, the Mourning Netherworld was in financial difficulties, so it forced all its citizens to do unpaid labor. This was called the "Motherly Love Policy". That name has been used ever since. The Overlord at that time wanted people to devote themselves to their country in the same way that mothers devote themselves to their children. This policy was a complete failure. Eventually, it led to the Overlord being overthrown by his vassals. That was an excerpt from the popular historical volume "How Volunteering Destroys Society".
Flonne: Volunteer to help out your neighbors, just like a mother works tirelessly to look after her children! What an awesome story. It really helps people understand the importance of maternal love. Etna: Hey, Flonne. What's the matter with you? Etna: Even if I did agree to do some volunteering, what exactly could we do? Ms. Raspberyl: We must protect the Evil Academy's morals! [Player]! The Nether Patrol has been dispatched!
[Iron Fist of Love] Flonne: The Nether Patrol… What an awesome name! I can see it now… we'll be riding in spaceships and driving transforming robots… Flonne: Haha! Just imagining it makes my heart start to beat fast and my nose bleed! Etna: Ok Flonne, I think you need to take some deep breaths. Ms. Raspberyl: The Nether Patrol has one simple mission. Any time they come across an Honor Student, they hit them in the face with a punch of pure love. That's it. Flonne: …Huh? What about spaceships and transforming robots? Ms. Raspberyl: Ok! We're all set. Let's go volunteer and toil away our youth!! A voice: I will not allow anyone to break the rules of this academy!! Mao: What is the second rule of the Evil Academy…!? "Never accept or give help to anyone else!" Mao: But you want to do voluntary work!? This is simply ridiculous!! Prinnies, get out here! Prinnies: Yes, master. Etna: A couple of Prinnies. So what? Prinnies: [Player] has shattered our dream of improving our working conditions, dood… Prinnies: But, there's more than one way to skin a Prinny! His Majesty Mao has promised us that he will improve our working conditions! Etna: Sigh Out of interest, what exactly is Mao offering you? Prinnies: To work all year round with no break! For 22 hours a day! For a daily salary of…2 sardines!! 2 whole sardines, dood!! That's a twofold increase for us, dood! Etna: *Without enthusiasm* Oh wow. As much as that… Prinnies: And we will continue to improve our working conditions! We will struggle until we are finally respected!! Let's fight, dood!!
[Arise, Invincible Robot] Mao: Amazing! You've defeated those Prinnies who I lured into battling you with extra sardines. You are worthy of being my test subject. Mao: However, this next foe will be much more of a challenge… Get out here! Pringer V3!! ….. Flonne: An invincible robot created by modifying and combining Prinnies?! Oh dear, that's terrible… Etna: You say that, but I can see that steely glint in your eye, Flonne. Prinnies: Hahaha! The V in Pringer V3 stands for victory, dood! No one can survive a face off with the Pringer V3, dood! Prinnies: We will not forget the 3 Prinnies who sacrificed themselves during the struggle, dood!! Victory will be ours, dood!!
[Forging a Friendship] Prinnies: Aaaaaah!!! Pringer V3 was defeated… Prinnies: If we want to defeat [Player], it seems we must resort to our ultimate weapon, the legendary Prinny Bomb, dood… Mao: Ugghhh!!!! The Pringer V3 was an ingenious creation of my own outstanding design. How could it be defeated…?! Etna: Well, think about it… At the end of the day, it was still just 3 Prinnies put together. Flonne: Sobbing… You should have given Pringer V3 to me instead of letting it get destroyed.Sobs louder. Ms. Raspberyl: No need to get all teary-eyed just yet! Look over there. Pringer V3 is getting up! And it seems to be trying to express something. Is that look in its eyes…warmth? Friendliness? Flonne: [Player]! Let Pringer V3 join the party!! Flonne: Please, please, please, please, please, please! *this continues for about a minute* [Player] has extended a hand of friendship to Pringer V3. Pringer V3 has joined your team! Ms. Raspberyl: Yesterday's enemy is today's rival (friend). You have cultivated a fiery friendship with an enemy… Well done, [Player]! Ms. Raspberyl: You're going to become an outstanding Delinquent. You really are full of surprises. Flonne: Ms. Raspberyl just said all that… That means [Player] is an incredibly good person, right? Etna: Pretty much, yeah. But whether or not that's a good thing, I really can't say. Flonne: Miss Etna won't admit it, but she's expecting great things from [Player]. Perhaps we really will be able to train the ultimate Overlord after all. Etna: I'm not… Mao: AHHHH…!! I won't forgive you for this, [Player]! Mao: Enjoy your victory while it lasts. Mao: Next time, I'll take you down once and for all. I'll make you one of my test subjects yet! To be continued…
3 - Waste Incinerator
[Heart of Righteousness] Flonne: Ms. Raspberyl! What are you going to teach us today? Ms. Raspberyl: It looks like your genuinely excited to attend class. You have the makings of a true Delinquent, Miss Flonne! Ms. Raspberyl: Today, we will learn about… "Doing Chores"!!
[Doing Chores] Doing chores includes various household tasks like cleaning floors, washing clothes, and cooking. All the demons at the bottom of the social ladder used to do these things. But then, Netherworld scientists realized that doing chores can actually be therapeutic. They purify the soul, and can make you a better person. This terrifying discovery sent shockwaves throughout the Netherworld. Lower class demons rebelled, refusing to do any more chores. The history books call this rebellion "The Bitter Squabble". It is because of this rebellion that the Prinnies became our servants. Few demons today know this. That was an excerpt from "A Secret History of Cleaning".
Ms. Raspberyl: So, doing chores can help demons purify their hearts. Ms. Raspberyl: So, students, do you think a Delinquent would hold an umbrella over a stray dog on a rainy day? Once you've done some cleaning, you'll understand why the answer is obviously "yes". Etna: Ms. Raspberyl! …I don't think that's correct.
[Let's Take out the Trash!] Flonne: This "cleaning", is just going to eventually end in a fight, isn't it… Ms. Raspberyl: Yes, but that's because this academy is just crawling with Honor Students. Ms. Raspberyl: Those good-for-nothings prefer to just throw their garbage into the street rather than take the time to take care of it properly. Etna: Hmph… Well we can "clean" up these Honor Students at the same time as we clean up the garbage on the streets! Ms. Raspberyl: No. We must use the lash of love to turn those hateful Honor Students towards the light of righteousness! A voice: You idiot! Students at this academy are supposed to be evil! That is why it is called the EVIL Academy! Mao: What is the third rule of the Evil Academy…!? "A demon should be curious and always look for new ways to be evil!" Mao: A demon should live without a conscience! If a demon wants to do something, they shouldn't let morality stop them! Mao: If you REALLY must do some cleaning, why don't you go to the [Item World] and get me an "Elixir"!! Flonne: Eh? Why do you want an Elixir? Mao: Because I need it for an experiment!! Etna: Everything's always all about YOU, isn't it!? Mao: C-Come on! Go get me an Elixir! If you don't get it, don't even think about ever getting a good grade in this academy!
You triggered a special task: [Go to the Item World to get an Elixir] If you don't complete this task, you can't progress further in this game! So you need to complete it.
[With the Elixir] Etna: Not bad, [Player]. You successfully obtained the Elixir! Flonne: You need to give it to His Majesty Mao as soon as possible. Ms. Raspberyl: Hey, did you forget our conversation? Here's the Elixir you asked for. Mao: Oh! I didn't think you'd get it so quickly! Damn you [Player], maybe you really do have potential… Ms. Raspberyl: Is that all? If that's everything, then I will go back to my class now. Mao: Alright… But don't think for a second we're done with this topic.
[Going into Overdrive!] Mao: Stop right there, [Player]! Ms. Raspberyl: Mao… What's your problem? Why are you always causing trouble? Mao: Hehehehe… No trouble. I'd just like to give you a little something as thanks for all the cleaning you've done. Axel: Da-da-da-dun! The Dark Hero, Axel! Like a phoenix, I have been reborn!! Mao: I saw this guy fall into a garbage dump. So I took him home and transformed his body. With that Elixir. Etna: Well, isn't that exactly what recycling is all about? I never knew you were such a Villain at heart, Mao! Mao: Y-You idiot! This is just an experiment… An EVIL experiment! I've created a stimulant! And look at the results! Axel: Power… The incredible power!! I feel like my heart is about to burst out of my chest!! Flonne: Uh…I think you may be having a myocardial infarction… Axel: Listen carefully, can you hear it? That's the sound of the crowd from my most legendary performance ever. Shouting for an encore!! Etna: Erm…I think you are imagining things.
[Warning] Doping …is the use of drugs to improve athletic ability. Athletes try to conceal the fact that they do this. This behavior is forbidden in sporting events like the Olympics in the Human World because it violates the spirit of athletics and the principles of fair competition. Additionally, drugs can often cause serious side effects for humans. Good children must never do drugs.
Axel: Finally, I will have my revenge! I don't want to be a human, [Player]!! Etna: What…? You were never a human in the first place. Are you going crazy? It looks like that stimulant has scrambled your brain. Axel: No, no, that is not what I mean. I just mean I'm ready to risk everything to get my revenge. You should learn to listen more carefully. Axel: …One more time. I don't want to be a human, [Player]!!
[Cleaning Finished] Axel: Wow…! Just this once I choose to let you live… Axel: But [Player]! If you think that you can become more powerful than me, you're deluding yourself! Axel: If you really want to be better than me, you'll have to learn how to rock out better than me… Ms. Raspberyl: Honestly! We managed to overcome all these obstacles, but our day of cleaning has been completely disrupted. Ms. Raspberyl: Sorry, everyone. I guess my teaching style still needs some work… Flonne: No, don't talk like that, Ms. Raspberyl! Flonne: At the very least, we managed to clean up that piece of garbage Axel! That was exactly the same as cleaning the slime off dinner plates! Etna: Flonne, even when you say something super mean, you still say it with a smile on your face.. Ms. Raspberyl: That's true! Mao himself said he found Axel in a garbage dump, right? So you could say that we've successfully taken out the trash! Ms. Raspberyl: …Alright, let's continue our class! Next, we should conduct one melee battle before the sun goes down!! Flonne: Yes, Ms. Raspberyl! Etna: …So, [Player]. Do you think Axel is recyclable garbage? Or is he destined straight for landfill? Axel: Huh!? … W-What is this place? Mao: You're harder to kill than a cockroach. Excellent. You can definitely be made stronger. Axel: Well, of course! I am the strongest Dark Hero in the entire Netherworld! Mao: Let me ask you a question, Axel. You just said you don't want to be a human, right? Mao: You seem very determined. I admire that… Hahahahah… Axel: Wait… W-Why are you smiling like that!? Mao: I will help you become stronger. I'll attach a drill to your right hand and a rocket launcher to your left. On your right foot, I'll attach a Gatling gun and… Axel: What!? No! Don't come any closer! Axel: N-N-Nooo!!! To be continued…
4 - Gold Mine of Desire
[Money is Power!] Ms. Raspberyl: So, this class is finally coming to its end. Are you ready, [Player]? Flonne: Of course! Don't pull your punches! Ok? [Player]. Ms. Raspberyl: A good answer! Today, we will learn about… "Fundraising"!!
[Fundraising] There is a famous proverb in the Netherworld about fundraising. It goes: "sell your parents to honor them." A long time ago, there was a demon who was the perfect son to his parents. He wanted to build his parents a magnificent tomb to honor them after their deaths, so he traveled everywhere to raise funds to build it. He did everything he could think of to earn money. He hung around near vending machines to pick up any loose change. He even became a scrap collector. After doing this for 1000 years, this demon finally became very rich. His hard work really paid off. He was able to build a magnificent tomb to honor his parents. But what happened to his parents? Well…The demon had been so determined to raise funds that he even sold his parents in a bid to raise more cash. That was an excerpt from "Proverbs and Allegories of the Netherworld".
Etna: Charities exist in the Netherworld. But don't forget we are talking about demons here. Do any demons actually donate to charity? Ms. Raspberyl: Of course not. So, we need to find a way to persuade them. Sometimes, the lash of love will need to be used. Flonne: Is that so… Wouldn't that just be blackmail…? (Note: Blackmail is a crime in the Human World!)
[Fundraising in…] Ms. Raspberyl: Excellent! Our fundraiser went very well. Flonne: I'm not entirely sure I'm ok with using violence to raise money… A voice: Stop! All of you are in big trouble! Mao: What is the fourth rule of the Evil Academy…? "A true demon must always take as much as they possibly can." Mao: How dare you engage in a fundraising event! Demons never try to solicit donations. They threaten others with violence. Etna: We stole this money. Every last bit of it! Mao: Oh… Well…demons should always go all out! Etna: But we've already taken as much as we possibly can. Do you have a problem with that? Mao: Hmm… Exploiting the loopholes in the academy's rules, eh? You think you're so smart… Ms. Raspberyl: Ok, now that our bothersome friend has left… We can continue fundraising! Flonne: M-Ms. Raspberyl! About this fundraiser… Ms. Raspberyl: I understand your concern, Flonne. You want to tell me you think we are no different from the Honor Students if we do this, right? Flonne: …Yes. Ms. Raspberyl: It's always been this way. Normies like yourself have struggled to understand what it takes to be a true Delinquent. Don't think about it too much, just try to listen and learn.
[Honor Student Highway] Hoggmeiser: 9.8 billion, 9.9 billion, 10 billion ♪ Hehehe! How I love money! ♥ Etna: Ooh. This guy looks like he's got a bit of spare cash! Ms. Raspberyl: Ok class, this guy will be our last victim, er, I mean donor, for today. Then we can donate all of the money we've gathered so far. Etna: This is daylight robbery. I'm fine with it. Flonne: Ms. Raspberyl, let's give this thieving a rest! We've gone too far this time!! Ms. Raspberyl: I don't really want to do this either. Ms. Raspberyl: But… Just try to understand that I raised this money for the sake of the academy. Flonne: What…? Ms. Raspberyl: A good delinquent must always be true to their school, even if it risks others labeling them a Honor Student. This is what it means to be a real Delinquent. Flonne: Ms. Raspberyl… What are you up to…?
[For the Last Class] Etna: Ms. Raspberyl! So what should we use the donations for? Personally, I think we should purchase some really amazing desserts! Ms. Raspberyl: You make a good point. What should the raised funds be used for? This is the most important question. Flonne: …Giving money away that has been stolen can't be called charity. Ms. Raspberyl: Alright, it is time for our final class! The future of the Evil Academy hinges on this one last class!! A Dark Sun is approaching. Mao: It is finally time.
5 - Fork of Destruction
[The Last Class] Ms. Raspberyl: [Player]. I have nothing left to teach you. So, my final lesson… Flonne: A-An earthquake! Hide underneath your desks! This is what a Delinquent should do in times like this! Ms. Raspberyl: …So it has arrived. Etna: What is this? Ms. Raspberyl: Look!
Ms. Raspberyl: That is a Dark Sun. It is powerful enough to instantly turn the Evil Academy to ashes. It is destruction itself. Flonne: W-What's going to happen!? Ms. Raspberyl: This is my final lesson! Ms. Raspberyl: "Self Sacrifice"!! Etna: S-Self sacrifice…!!? Flonne: I've never had to deal with anything like this!!
[The Academy in Shadow] Ms. Raspberyl: Actually, that Dark Sun is not a natural phenomenon. Ms. Raspberyl: Whoever created it is trying to destroy the Netherworld… and the Evil Academy. Ms. Raspberyl: But, [Player]! You can prevent these terrible things from happening!! You can destroy this Dark Sun!! Etna: Ms. Raspberyl really thinks highly of you, [Player]. That sure is a lot of pressure. Flonne: But if this is about self sacrifice, [Player]'s life alone would be… Ms. Raspberyl: You got it. If we put all of our faith in [Player] alone, the consequences may be terrible. But if we can find a way to work together… Ms. Raspberyl: …You need to get a move on then. Please, Mao.
[Looming Evil] The Dark Sun is right in front of everyone. Flonne: I-It's the Dark Sun…! I can feel so much evil power radiating from it! Etna: Ugh… What in the name of Hades are we going to do!? Flonne: This is insane! It is unstoppable!! A voice: Hehehehe… Do you really think nothing can be done? Mao: What is the fifth rule of the Evil Academy…!? "Demons must always behave badly!" Mao: Turn foolishness into common sense! Make the impossible possible! This is what it means to be a demon!! Mao: [Player]! Don't stop to think! Just attack that Dark Sun, and don't stop!! Mao: Don't worry! For I, with my Evil Quotient of 1.8 million, will create a weapon that will destroy this abominable creation!! Etna: You're going to start developing a new weapon now!? … Isn't it too late for that? Mao: That's no problem. Luckily, we already have the funding in place! We've got that fundraising money! Flonne: The fundraising money…? Ah! So… Ms. Raspberyl: Didn't I already tell you why we were raising that money? To save the academy! Mao: Hmph, what were the odds of this happening… Raspberyl, you are such a Delinquent. Ms. Raspberyl: And you came to the rescue, Mao. Just when the school needed you. I knew you would. Ms. Raspberyl: Mao and [Player]! With your combined strength, nothing is impossible!! Ms. Raspberyl: This is my last lesson… The topic was originally just "Self Sacrifice", but now it's "Using Love to Save the Evil Academy"! Mao: Love is unnecessary!!!! Ms. Raspberyl: You'd better get going, [Player]! Mao! Let me see how strong your friendship is!
[The Final Weapon] Mao: That's awesome, [Player]! This is impressive—for a human! Leave the rest to me!! Mao: Get ready to witness the incredible power of my secret weapon "DISGAEA"! Bow down to my brilliance!
Ms. Raspberyl: I have taught you everything I can. Ms. Raspberyl: [Player]. You'll be an issued a diploma soon. Ms. Raspberyl: For the second time in history, someone will actually graduate from the Evil Academy!!
(Certificate of Graduation - Congratulations! You've impressed me greatly, graduate of Evil Academy! - Ms. Raspberyl) [Player] received a diploma from Ms. Raspberyl. Congratulations on graduating from the Evil Academy! Remember to add this to your resume. Mao: Raspberyl! Why didn't you discuss it with me, the dean of this academy, before you started handing out diplomas left and right! Ms. Raspberyl: I don't see anything wrong with issuing diplomas, Mao. Please find it in your heart to give this student some recognition. Ms. Raspberyl: Recognize that [Player] is indeed your true friend and rival. Mao: Recognize!? I will never do that! Mao: …I only have one rival in this life! Only one in this entire Netherworld! Ms. Raspberyl: Mao… Ms. Raspberyl: It's very nice to hear you say that. Mao: [Player]. I guess you deserve a little bit of recognition. Mao: If you want to give Enhancing a shot, you can come to my lab any time. Mao: Since you are about to graduate… I'll tell you something. Mao: [Player], embrace the evil in your heart. ????: [Player]. A measly human was able to destroy the Dark Sun. I made to bulldoze the Evil Academy into the ground… ????: "That lord" can destroy any number of Dark Suns with just a flick of his little finger, but just in case… ????: If you interfere in my plans again, I will personally make sure your phone screen gets cracked. Hahahaha… To be continued…
