#hogwarts legacy funny

[dudududubadwriting]

Sebastian: Yeah, we're just friends but I would shag you if you asked.

MC: (looking up from her essay) Pardon?

Sebastian: (blushing) What?

Ominis: He said he'd shag you if you asked.

[lavenderandturpentine]

Nobody:

Charlie Weasley & his dragons:

[hufflepuffgirly2203]

Honestly i find COMPLETELY funny, how Sebastian after like a month maybe (?) of knowing MC wants to let her meet his family,his sister more precisely.

And I don’t know obviously in that period how courting was etc… but it makes me laugh because I just Imagine MC like:”WHAT- I’M GOING TO MEET HIS FAMILY??? WHAAAAT. THIS IS SO SUDDEN”

And Sebastian probably completely clueless or:”Oh yeah I’m gonna marry her because she kicked my ass. Anne would love her”

[musebun]

Ominis: What are you doing?

MC: Shh, I need complete concentration. I'm trying to pick a lock.

Ominis: Are you using Alohomora?

MC: No, I want to learn how to do it without relying on my wand. What if I forget it and we need to rescue someone from being locked up?

Ominis: I highly doubt any of us would be foolish enough to—

Sebastian: *banging on the door* Oh, Merlin! MC, something just brushed against my leg!

[n0va25]

Our charming Slytherin idiot 😂🫶

[lostmyremembrall]

Ominis is all of our mom

Ominis: Off to another adventure?

*Sebastian and MC freezes*

Ominis: Ahem. Aren’t you forgetting something?

MC: Um… *looks at Sebastian questioningly*

Sebastian: *shrugs*

MC: Um… love you, mom...? *peck on cheek*

Ominis, flustered: No. I mean the detention you both have tonight!

-> Hogwarts Legacy Incorrect Quotes

[bunnyzer0]

The three of them descending the stairs to the Scripitorum.

Sebastian: It's so dark down here.

Ominis: Oh, what a nightmare.

MC:...

Sebastian: ...I didn't-

Ominis: I know, Sebastian.

[alliezarin]

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how the double-trouble started😳

fun fact: if he hadn’t been so arrogant, she wouldn’t have tried so badly to beat his a$$