#hokkaido problems

[kamenbiscuit]

I want to go shopping in the city this weekend, but I'm worried that the mountain pass will be too snowy to drive across.

[snowandravens]

Hokkaido Placement Lament

By an ALT (via JET) who does not live in Sapporo

To the Tune of Poor Jack from The Nightmare Before Christmas

What have I done?

Why am I here?

How could I...get placed here?

Where is my town?

God damn, Japan

I'm so sad and quite mad.

What have I done?

Why am I here?

Find a cheap plane flight back home

Where my BoE won't find me 

Screw You All

In the Ass

I cannot stand this damn school.

But I never pictured the exchange rate dropping!

And nobody really understands my japanese

All I ever wanted was to make it into JET

Why did CLAIR send me out here to this place?

So, what the Fuck, should I do out here?

And goddamn I really want to go back home

And for no reasons why, the price is way too high

to get into town and have some fun, you know?

And it blows you see cause I can recall

A time when Japan didn't suck at all

But I'm STUCK IN I-NA-KA

That's Right! I am A GAIJIN-SAN OBABA!

And I just Can't Wait Till I Get To See

All my friends and family 

Who live in the big city

It's not fair that I live all the way out here!

Oh well, I guess I'll just have to grin and bear...

Inaka...fuck...