Jan 20, 2021
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Mal, what do you remember happening just before the others left the game? I think some memories might be missing
“..look, man.. i don’t think now’s the time to be making me recall what happened. i genuinely don’t think i can.”
“Oh, come on.. Surely what they’re talking about is important- Maybe try to remember by.. thinking really hard?”
“...huh. never tried that. let’s see-”
"Pfft- You're such a dork."
“...yeah.. you, um.. you’ve... missed a lot.”
>[Chapter 2 begins now! Send your questions!]
“I.. ..O-Oh, my god...”
Wait, if you can only see in shades of blue, that means you can't see Mal's epic sweet voice! This is so unpog
“Sweet voice? Well.. I did see you singing and.. having odd lights leave your mouth. I’m assuming that’s it.”
“yeah, it’s like.. my thing i do. cool, right?”
“I guess so- Is this another ‘not human’-related thing of yours?”
“yep!”
i agree! what the frick are the headcraps made of anyway? human flesh?!
“uhh actually they’re aliens. had one before, they’re like some fucked up hybrid of raccoons and crabs. tasted like beef jerky, for some reason.”
“I- Okay ignoring the fact you said you ATE one of those things, they’re.. aliens?”
“uh.. yeah? i thought that was obvious by now. why’re you only acting shocked now?”
“You gave me a very abridged version of what happened, Mal!”
“And- Mmh. I don’t know, honestly. The word gave me this.. weird feeling all of a sudden. In my.. bones. You know?”
“you have bones?? that’s news to me.”
“I was- Snrk- Mal, come on-! I was trying to be serious.”
I think the headcrabs are very cute! Like fucked up hairless cats! But definitely not as cute as houndeyes/peeper puppies. Little alien doggos! I love their little bweep noises they make -🧸
“‘Bweep’? ..What are hound..eyes? Are those like a new slang for ‘seeing-eye dog’?”
“yo, dude! i can show you!”
“Wha-- Huh!?“
[Malware puts his index finger and thumb to his mouth, letting out a shrill whistle.]
“Shh--MAL! Don’t do that, you’re gonna attract more of those creatures-!”
“chill out, holo. ..listen.”
[There’s a distant sound of scampering animals approaching from another hallway.]
“...What’s that noise..?”
“..i, uh... ..mmh.. yeah, i.. i think i’m okay now...”