#holy characterisation

[solarisxmel]

found this on tt by @/casualburning and REALLY felt that it needed to be shared here

[deexp]

DATING PENNYWISE

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Dating Pennywise would NOT be all lovey dovey. He wouldn’t necessarily care for you. I know, I know. You guys would WANT him to love you, but truth is, he wouldn’t care. He would just torture you until you’re nice and seasoned up for him to consume you later on lol.

Now.. here are a couple of things he would do;

- Pennywise would learn your insecurities almost quickly. That’s his number one priority. He would also instantly try his best to gain your trust.

- He wouldn’t be super terrible all the time. He’d alternate between comfort to making you feel absolutely terrified. This is to keep emotional control.

- He’d make you doubt your own perception of reality.

- Exploit attachment, loneliness, guilt, grief, or dependency.

- He wouldn’t be affectionate, but he would mimic it. Only when it benefits him.

- Wouldn’t instantly reveal how monstrous he is. He’d push boundaries first, moving slow.

It would feel so very intoxicating almost immediately, because he gives you the affection you craved and would make you feel uniquely seen. But, that doesn’t last forever. It slowly turns into something isolating and almost mentally destabilizing because he knows what buttons to press now.

He’s a cosmic entity pretending to know what human emotion is. Any affection would probably be:

- performative

- posessive

- curious

- or entirely based on fixation rather then genuine empathy.

[dustling-henderson]

Sorry for basically turning into a tf85 update account but oh my god the new clip we got of royalbard is frying me so bad what re they doing 😭

[antennatoheaven]

i finally added murderbot to my tomodachi life island and the first thing it did was ask me about my favourite movie, and the second thing it did was ask me to give it a tv show to watch

[thatscrazys-stuff]

[snoobinn]

i mean this genuinely in the best way possible but your artstyle and online persona and just everything about you reminds me of like peak 2018 fandom. scrolling through your blog feels like someone accidentally time traveled 8 years into the future and didnt realize. idk if its on purpose or if you just stumbled into it but its really beautiful to me i appreciate your presence

i think the world kinda home-alone’d me and left me in 2018 while the people moved on so now i exist in the ruins of boiland forever

thank you ❤️❤️🫶 your words speak to my soul and heal my heart… this is the exact energy i hope to curate

[garscrucible]

I was gonna say some bullshit but I forgot what OH YEAH Dead Things really is the funniest Warren episode because he mind controls his gf, kills her, non-chalantly walks down the stairs throws Jonathan against a wall and shouts at Andrew. It has everything

[feelinsupersonic99]

I always see people talking about the “he would not fucking say that” moments

but I feel like we should appreciate the “he WOULD fucking say that” moments in fan works too