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Well this bad boy snuck into my #10 spot right at the end of the year

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Evil chance …

Holy shart .

#you’ve seen evil hanks but have you seen evil chance !!???#why he lookin kindaaa …#holy crit #explore #explorepage #chance date everything #chance d20 #evil chance

Finally! I have become the manifestation of Yareli! No shot shall be a white damage ever again! The days of normal, non-critical damage are no more!

Accounting for her passive, this is Dual Toxocyst's base Critical Chance (simulated using Creeping Bullseye). I literally can't not crit with this thing. It's Red Crit city from now on.

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Found this on red bubble. I love it so much and I’m going to buy our DM a t-shirt and buy myself a laptop sticker with this on it.

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Monk: be honest. Wouldn’t you be friends with my character?

Gunslinger: I wouldn’t even be friends with my character...

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last night on dnd

Me and one of my best friends have been trying to step up our role-playing since we’re the only two girls in the group. We met a rather dickish Duke and well... our characters weren’t having it.

Duke: Ah, Tlali. *eyes her up and down* You definitely are beautiful. And your friend *eyes my character up and down*

Tlali: I’m sorry, but are you ogling me? The princess of the Tritons? I could overtake you kingdom, you know. I’m here to help you defeat the orcs that surround you.

Duke: *clicks his tongue* I’m sure you could have your misfits knights fight the fight but I doubt they’d win.

Tlali: Are you assuming that I do not fight with my friends? I, too, am a Knight of Chantry.

Duke: *rolls his eyes*

Tlali: Sir, but have you even fought ever?

(The group gasps)

Tlali: I doubt that you have considering you sit on your throne all day and view women merely as sexual objects.

Duke: Are you calling me out? For admiring your beauty?

Arryn: I wouldn’t call it admiring her, or my, beauty. If you don’t want to be called out for sexist behavior, then don’t simply do it. Isn’t it the Creator who said “if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out?” *sips her drink*

The DM was very proud of us.

#don’t mess with us #we slayed a dragon #what have you done?#badass women who play dnd #not to mention #my twin is actually the rightful heir #knights of chantry #holy crit #nerdfries #out of context #out of context dnd #dungeon adventures #dungeon mistress #dungeon and dragons #the dm sighs #shit my players say

“Poke it! Poke it with the fury of Zeus!”

-our celestial warlock to our Druid

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It’s all fun and games until someone rolls a Nat 1

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