#homestukc

[samstarium]

THAT UPD8 WOAHHHH

[safely-kin-blog]

SPECIESWAP CANON CALL

Hi! This is a canon call for any specieswap kids! We already found all of the trolls from our session!  (we had a Jainne Megido (myself), Dierrk Ampora, Jaikke Nitram, Roxann Leijon, Johnth Zahhak, Daivid Vantas, Jadien Peixes and Roseae Pyrope)

We trolled the pre-scratch kids of our tl who were the Dancestors in homestuck and we acted as patrons for both the pre and post scratched kids to help them!

None of us have a lot of memories of the kids but we know Kanaya had some sort of flower on her shirt and Horuss would often come to me about his relationship with Rufioh!

The kids names were (as far as we are aware):

Kankri and Karkat Strider Aradia and Damara Strider Tavros and Rufioh Lalonde Soll and Tuna Captor Nepeta and Meulin Crocker Kanaya and Porrim English Terezi and Latula Harley Vriska and Aranea Egbert Equius and Horuss Egbert Gamz and Kurlo Makara Eridan and Cronus Lalonde Feferi and Meenah Claire

When acting as Patrons (we think), Dierrk was patron to Cronus and Eridan, Daivid was patron to Meenah and Feferi, Roseae was patron to Latula, Terezi, Damara and Aradia, Jadien was patron to Porrim and Kanaya, Johnth was patron to Aranea and Vriska, Roxann was patron to Tuna, Soll, Meulin and Nepeta, Jaikke was patron to Kurlo, Gamz, Rufioh and Tavros and I was patron to Horuss, Equius, Kankri and Karkat!

If any of this sounds familiar we can be contacted at @joey-claire-sprites (Jainne Megido) and  @the-stars-the-sea-and-the-forest (Dierrk Ampora)

[queer-jupiter-moved]

feel free to block the homestuck tag if you dont want to see me being feral for a lesbian vampire

[trashtopian]

Fun drinking game 2

Every time someone in homestuck says “fuck” take a shot

[ectomologic]

it took way more time than it should have

i like handmaid for the drama (also ancestors are cool)

[ask-sickstuck]

How do you think the Alpha Trolls deal with fevers?

Kankri: He gets tons of fevers, so he's a champ at remembering to take medicine and changing between warm and cool clothing.

Damara: She often takes her clothes off and tries to fall asleep, unless she's in a lot of pain.

Rufioh; Medicine, a nap, and someone to look after him will usually cover everything.

Mituna: He gets very restless and fussy. Things always escalate to tears.

Meulin: With a ton of Tylenol and a cuddly nap.

Latula: She gets really bored staying inside, even though she usually enjoys video games. They're not anywhere near as fun when you're sick.

Aranea: She likes to be alone about half the time, but sometimes she also likes to be taken care of. She focus on self-care, mostly, taking baths and pampering herself with a good book.

Horrus: He usually brings all of the fans he has to wherever he's sleeping, and takes frequent baths or showers.

Kurloz: He tries to sleep it off. It helps if Meulin pets his hair and comforts him.

Cronus: He likes to be babied. He grumbles a lot at everything if he's left on his own, but he doesn't make too big of a deal out of it.

Meenah: She usually powers through it, but extra sleep doesn't hurt.

[allusionaries]

DID EVEYRONE JUST FUCKING DIE WHA TTHE FUCK IS HAPPENING WHAT IS GOING ON SOMEBODY PKEAS E HELP ME

[ddeeric]

except terezi. terezi is agender