#homielander

[brolovestiddiemilk]

Silly pookie (I say as I watch him commit mass murder)

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Hughie who has baby fever and Homelander decides to take it upon himself to give him that baby

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top 5 TV shows!

thanks for the ask! 💓

1 - the boys. biased due to current hyperfixation but also it's taken up residence in my brain and now almost every other show makes me be like 'huh this isn't the boys'

2 - better call saul. literally somehow the greatest love story of all time. made me feel like i'd been eaten and spat back out at least once per episode. 10/10 would recommend

3 - what we do in the shadows unless s4 is terrible bc i still haven't seen it. fake fan alert love me some funky queer vampires

4 - life on mars/ashes to ashes bc unfortunately i am british and therefore must rewatch this at least once every 2 years and spend all the time in between thinking about chris skelton

5 - i did not know what to put here. i think maybe bojack horseman? but i have a weird relationship with it bc on one hand it's incredibly important to me and genuinely changed how i process some shit and it's objectively a good show but also i hope i never watch it again lmao

anyway

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and also game of thrones! obviously

GOD you validate me SO MUCH.... and FOR WHAT? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS i love you

the first character i ever fell in love with: oddly enough, tyrion! i knew from the moment i saw him that he was my poor little meow meow and i was going to love him like nobody else

a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: ooooh boy this is The show for suddenly hating characters you used to like. uhhh basically the entire cast of s8 but specifically jon and bran bc they're boring now, also arya bc she's got this not like other girls complex that just doesn't suit her at all

a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: mmmm idk? there werent really any that i stopped liking at a certain point in the series. i guess tyrion/shae once she showed her true colors and ratted him out at the execution (AND FUCKED HIS DAD LMAO WHAT)

my ultimate favorite character™: the lannister bros are ONE CHARACTER, they're like a covalent bond in that they share each other's brain cells. so i submit that i love the lannister bros, jaime and tyrion. i would do anything for them.

prettiest character: tough contest between dany and margaery but you know what? margaery wins. she is lust personified, but not in an overly sexy way just in a super beautiful and flawless way

my most hated character: *POINTS VICIOUSLY* LITTLEFINGER AAAAAAA i love him but in a hateful way. i love him because i hate him so much.

my OTP: oh my god bitch i have so many. braime, sanrion, jonerys, jaime/bronn (LISTEN)... got has good ships actually

my NOTP: jaime/cersei ewwwww. also stannis/melisandre was just so... i cant even. i cant. and then joffrey/sansa, ramsay/sansa, ugh... got also has bad ships actually

favorite episode: probably a tie between 3x07 and 4x06. bear pit scene my beloved, but also tyrion's vicious speech during his execution trial was just the most straight savage thing i've ever seen and i rewatch it all the time for #girlbosspower

saddest death: hodor. even months later, whenever i think of that scene my throat closes up and i have no words. there are no words to describe his death. most tragic thing i've ever seen

favorite season: season 3 (affectionate, respectful)

least favorite season: season 8 (derogatory)

character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: stannis??? hes a stinky old man whos cheating on his wife and also he burned his daughter at the stake, i rlly dont know why ppl are into him. also hes balding that's kinda lame ngl

my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: *sigh* jaime fookin lannister-- WAIT ACTUALLY BRONN TOO. bronn's a penny pinching piece of shit but he is my penny pinching piece of shit

my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: tommen never did anything wrong ever and did not deserve the fate he met. dont ask why i love him so much i just got attached ok

my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: i.... i love jorah/dany im sorry.... i shipped them so bad im so nasty and sick please admit me to the mental hospital.,,,,

my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: gendrya, nedcat, sansaery!! they are super cute!

[brolovestiddiemilk]

Homelander and his princess mirror.

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Some pics where u can see Homelander's fangs 😼

[brolovestiddiemilk]

I think about him daily.