#honestmeme.

[wcsthomas]

fuck, marry, kill: safia, thea and winona

“oh, wow... is this... is this what fmk actually is? oh, my... i always thought it was friends, marry, kiss! or possibly friends, mates, kin! i wasn’t sure, but oh wow... i don’t want to kill anyone. can it be like a fake kill? or like snow white and i bring them back with a kiss?? i think that’ll be what happens! also, i’m going to take the word fuck to mean it’s first definition of “to move back and forth”! so that’s going to be safia, and marry will be thea, and to fake kill with a kiss to bring her back will be winona! that was fun.”

[wcsthomas]

if you had to do any extracurricular activity what would you choose

“hmm, well, i–– i think it could be fun to take up archery! i’ve always wanted to try it! and i think it could make me look a little tougher!”

[wcsthomas]

you should fuck phoenix then have rami fuck you at the same time

“that’s, um... an interesting idea... suddenly, i have to go work on a paper!”

[wcsthomas]

would you rather be with winona or milo?

“i don’t know, since neither of them want to be with me… why would i want to do that? or make them do that… that seems silly.”

[wcsthomas]

how does it feel to be treated like you're 10?

“...like i’m 10...”

[wcsthomas]

do you still like milo and winona?

“well, i mean–– i’m friends with them both, if that’s what you mean.”

[wcsthomas]

i think you should drop capri sun and drink kool aid

“this is sheer blasphemy... complete malarky... i would never.”

[wcsthomas]

u +a bible = cute couple u filthy sinner

“who is this? why do you keep coming at me like i’m such a scandalous being?”