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Blake and yang walk in on weiss making out with blake and yang sock puppets because her jealousy got too damn high

She freezes both of them solid, jumps out the window and goes full MIA for a week.

Shes spotted wearing a black hoodie and baseball cap at a coffee shop by qrow who walks up and goes, “yeah, i remember when i had this experience with tai” and then walks away without elaborating

He didnt even know the bees had caught her doing anything, he just clocked her ass

Idk im rambling

I’m losing at the mental image of “incognito” Weiss having this conversation with qrow, being thoroughly confused for like five minutes and then mortified when it all clicks.

Also sock puppet make out akdjkdkqkfndnkskakdk. Amazing. She totally would

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You can really tell which pairing in some of these OT3s is more popular because the popular ship name is Bees Schnees when it could have been called Honeychrome

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Ok here we go my Lengthy Evil Bees Schnees Headcanon Timeline > before going to bacon academy yang transitions. Her life issues force her into donning a mask of what she thinks she Has to be as a woman and as a person. Still “likes men” because its part of her mask > weiss attends bacon academy > weiss realizes she likes women > weiss goes to the only girl she can peg (hah) as being queer for help > yang > yang goes “WHAT NO I DONT LIKE WOMEN I LIKE MEN IM CIS HAHA-fuck” > weiss goes “okay well. Do you wanna. Learn how to. Gay. Together.” then forms a secret QPR with yang, slowly becoming closer and closer friends, but with a lot of bullying because they both think its funny > yang begins to catch feelings for blake, and discusses this with her bestie weiss, and weiss goes “yeah absolutely, that sounds wonderful im glad you found someone you really do love :)” and the first drop of jealousy forms > yang goes “im going to ask blake out after the vytal festival” and weiss goes “yaya woohoo” > volume 3, occurs. > yang loses her best friend, her crush, and is fucking destroyed emotionally. > weiss looses her two best friends (ruby and yang) and her entire support group (everyone else) and has to figure out what to do again > vol 5 occurs, and yang and Weiss are reunited as besties but dont have time to really talk things out until The Conversation about Blake. > Post this they kinda. Just a smidge. Qpr it up in secret just so they can both get a little support. > vol 5 sees the reunion of blake into the group and so weiss and yang dont get as much time together as they used to, causing weiss’s jealousy to build until vol 6’s train crash and other things start piling up. > Vol 7 has some free time but most of it is spent training so weiss’s jealousy builds unknowingly to her, while she watches the bees start bumbling more and more, as she doesn’t recognize why shes feeling uncomfortable with their flirting (see: "YEP" when jaune invites ANYONE out) > vol 8 has so much shit in 2 days the only thing to happen is weiss losing yang but she cant even focus on that because the Bees are Bumbling and blake ALMOST kills herself but weiss goes “haha my best friend who i have No Feelings For would kill me if i let her crush die as well HAHAHA” > vol 9 happens and Weiss is too upset about losing the entirety of her country n shit to really care until the bees FINALLY bumble, in which she goes “haha. Yay. Yang did it. Why do i feel so alone. Hah. Haha…” and it finally clicks, but ruby’s breakdown immediately happens after this which becomes a significantly higher priority > once they return from the ever after is fair game (haha qrow and clover lol) so idk maybe while they hang out in vacuo weiss finally goes “bitch scoot over… i love yall” in a really awkward but heartfelt conversation and yang goes “yay!! I missed being able to do stuff with you” and blake goes “ive read enough fanfic to tell you were struggling” and then the bees schnees are born, OFFICIALLY

I love this idea so freaking much. I hadn’t even thought of QPR freezeburn before beeschnees before and I love it. Especially though the angle of Yang and Weiss’s personal exploration.

I’d love to read a full fic about this

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Today on batshit insane AU’s that I’ve come up with we have, a bee schnees fic (because of course) where Weiss went to club with Blake and yang. Had a one night stand with them before everything went to shit that night. Doesn’t fall in v8, makes it to vacco, but of course thinks the team is dead. Months later turns out she’s pregnant from that one night stand and later has gives birth to a bees schnees kid. So she has to deal with grim, raising kid from a relationship that was never fully explored or talked about, and the fact that she thinks her team is dead. Plus family stuff and maybe maidan powers if I really want to commit to being insane.

I don’t know who exactly this fic is for or why exactly I’m this interested in it given that I have zero ideas for a bees schnees kid but uhhh I’m definitely thinking about it.

Honestly I think this means I need to write

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Of the bees schnees living a life together in a house who does what chores?

Hmmm this is tough one.

I think they tend to work together a lot, like they’ll sit down and watch a terrible tv show while working on laundry. Blake will of course be deeply invested in it, while Weiss lovingly point of plot holes and issues while not so serectly loving the show. Yang quotes lines while impersonating the actors to which Weiss and Blake can’t contain their amusement.

For few things that are more separated, I think Yang probably does yard work and maintains and nearly out of control garden. Weiss does their taxes and other finances. Blake is by far the busiest. I think her spends a lot of her spare time volunteering, organizing her community and other social justice work. This leaves little time for solo chores, and would rather spend that limited with with her partners. Both yang and Weiss are incredibly accommodating with that arrangement and often volunteers too

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Bees schnee is just suffering Weiss and freezerburn divorce extended. Which is why it works so dam well

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ABORTION IN THE WINTER MAIDEN WEISS BEES SCHNEES FANFIC????

Asksjskslsmsksksklsks. I didn’t actually think anyone was going to read those tags.

Ok so Weiss doesn’t actually get an abortion but she seriously considers it. For a lot of different reasons ranging from she doesn’t have any time to stop rest and take care of herself, much less a kid, when she’s constantly fighting to protect vacco. To the fact that she’s be bringing a child into what’s functionally the apocalypse and more mundane things such as, her immediate family doesn’t have a good track record with parenting and the fact that she’s only 19. Ultimately she decides to have the kid out of a combination of stubbornness, guilt (that she survived and the team didn’t) and loneliness. None of which are good reasons to have children but they are very Weiss reasons.

I’m not fully committed to this idea in part because it sounds like way more than I can chew as a writer but it’s been floating around my brain.