#honnies

[bananamanbackagain-blog]

you me and the honnies

Me: hey there honnies

Honnies: (looks at me uncomfortably)

Me: (Stands there and isn't sure what to say)

Honnies: (start feeling uncomfortable as well)

Honnies walk away

Me: yeah

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Round 2 Masterpost

Forced Triple written by punkhale, art by minalover

Relationships/Characters: Allison Argent/Cora Hale/Lydia Martin Summary: Human/College AU. Lydia, Allison, and Cora share a forced triple.

Live All Night and Burn Out Bright written by banshee-cheekbones, art by laurenswriting

Relationships/Characters: Scott/Isaac Summary: In which the band on stage is terrible, but the guy standing next to Isaac is the furthest thing from. (Or, a Scisaac punk!au where everyone is happy, even if the background music is awful)

I dip, you dip, we dip written by minalover, art by henrymaarchbanks

Relationships/Characters: Allison/Lydia Summary: Lydia and Allison dip chocolate-covered strawberries.

Backseat written by punkvoid, art by banshee-cheekbones

Relationships/Characters: Braeden/Kira Yukimura, (minor Allison Argent/Lydia Martin) Summary: They’ve been driving for hours. It’s not that Kira doesn’t trust Lydia to drive – she just doesn’t like cars in general, much less sleeping  in them. Her girlfriend on the other hand, had fallen asleep on her shoulder almost two hours ago.

The Scalpel & The Plow written by callunavulgari, art by childofnike

Relationships/Characters: Derek/Stiles, Laura Hale Summary: “C’mon then, Casper. Share your trade secrets with the recently departed here. Where do I find that stairway to heaven? Lucy’s gotta be up there somewhere, right?” [Dead Like Me AU]

No Place I’d Rather Be written by rafaelmcalls, art by minalover

Relationships/Characters: Scott, Allison, Isaac Summary: The night started as a simple Italian dinner and ends with them spending the night in a hospital.

Bulletproof Weeks written by sterekbros, art by banshee-cheekbones

Relationships/Characters: Stiles/Derek Summary: Stiles visits Derek in NY after Derek leaves BH. Derek can’t promise that he’ll ever come back and Stiles can’t stay.

Once Upon a Time in Beacon Hills written by hobroseyberry, art by pterawaters

Relationships/Characters: Scott/Stiles, Scott, Stiles, OFC Summary: Domestic Scott and Stiles preparing to read their daughter a bedtime story.

That’s Not Your Name written by littlewerewolfasses, art by bisexuallydia

Relationships/Characters: Stiles/Derek, Cora, Lydia Summary: He shows up at Cora’s club the first time with an obvious fake. The bouncer, Derek, is not impressed, and he absolutely doesn’t keep thinking about those hips and moles and lips. No, he doesn’t.

What Did I Do To Deserve This written by acederekmchaleinski, art by honnies

Relationships/Characters: Stiles Stilinski/Scott McCall, Stiles, Scott, the Sheriff, Derek Hale Summary: Stiles and Scott ruin the Sheriff’s birthday and Derek grounds them.

Happiest Place on Earth written by laurenswriting, art by childofnike

Relationships/Characters: Scott McCall/Kira Yukimura, Stiles Stilinski/Lydia Martin, Brett Talbot/Liam Dunbar, Malia Tate, Mason Summary: The pack spends a day at Disneyland and Stiles just really loves Star Wars.

Book Crazy written by coucourfeyrac, art by childofnike

Relationships/Characters: Danny/Isaac Summary: Isaac, somehow the least likely person to cross paths with Danny out of their group, has somehow ended up being the one Danny decides to drop the bomb on that he knows exactly what’s been up when he finds Isaac doing some research.

The Wolf and the Boy written by hepzheba, art by honnies

Relationships/Characters Derek/Stiles Summary The story of how a boy in the woods and a man in a wolf’s body meet.

Werewolves Can’t Bake written by laurenswriting, art by coraofhale

Relationships/Characters: Isaac Lahey and Cora Hale Summary: Isaac and Cora attempt to bake- something that both of them are not allowed to ever do. Things get messy, sticky, and raspberries are found in places you don’t want to find them as muffins ends up turning into a battle.

More Than Most written by alongsidetoothandclaw, art by banshee-cheekbones

Relationships/Characters: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Summary: Sometimes people fear things because they do not understand them, and sometimes they fear them because they choose not to. And curiosity doesn’t always end in death.  

Footwork written by chocoholicannanymous, art by bisexuallydia

Relationships/Characters: Jackson Whittemore Summary: After everything is said and done, and Jackson’s become a proper werewolf, there’s one thing left for him to deal with.

Talk Literary to Me written by allisaacs, art by laurenswriting

Relationships/Characters: Allison/Isaac Summary: Isaac stops by the campus bookstore where Allison works every Tuesday and Thursday, and it doesn’t take that many Tuesdays and Thursdays for Allison to develop an interest in him. human au.

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Artist: honnies

Author: hepzheba

Title: The Wolf and the Boy

Relationship(s)/Characters Derek/Stiles

Rating G

Words count 834

Summary The story of how a boy in the woods and a man in a wolf’s body meet.

Trigger/content warnings No warnings.

There’s a boy crying in the woods. Derek doesn’t know why he approaches him, but he does. He hasn’t had contact with humans in six years, not since the fire that killed his whole pack. The boy startles when he notices Derek and he stares. Wide, amber eyes, filled with tears. The boy reaches out a shaking hand and Derek pushes his muzzle against it, letting the boy know he won’t hurt him.

“Such a huge dog,” the boy says.

He’s not really a boy, a teenager, soon a man. Derek’s eyes flutter shut as the boy – man – scratches behind his ears.

“Good boy,” the teen mumbles. “What’s your name, huh? Are you lost? Where’s your owner?”

The boy is no longer crying and Derek feels uncomfortable with him asking about owners, as if Derek’s a regular dog. He’s a wolf, for crying out loud. He backs away from the teen and then runs back into the woods, the human too slow to catch up to him.

*

The second time Derek sees the boy, he’s not crying. He’s walking, a stick in his hand which he hits against tree trunks and bushes.

“Stupid, fucking…” he hears the boy mutter under his breath.

Derek follows him for almost a mile before it becomes clear to him that the boy is lost. They’re getting close to the old, burnt-down Hale house and Derek doesn’t want the boy to see it, so he approaches.

“Hey there,” the boy says after his first moment of surprise. “Are you lost too?”

Derek huffs at him and goes to walk to their right. When the boy doesn’t follow he huffs and turns to glare at the boy. The boy laughs and follows him then. The fact that Derek supposedly is a dog doesn’t stop the boy from talking to him. He tells Derek about his friend Scott who ditched him for a girl and his father, whose cholesterol the boy is worried about.

They reach the road and the boy laughs brightly – a sound Derek wouldn’t mind hearing again. His phone rings then, probably having had no reception in the woods.

“Stiles!” Derek can hear the man at the other end say.

“Dad, calm down, I just was out in the woods, I’m on my way back home now. Don’t worry. No, I wasn’t alone, I-”

Stiles turns around but Derek has already sneaked off into the bushes where the human won’t be able to see him. Stiles sighs and starts to trudge down the road towards the town.

Derek follows him the whole way. Hidden, of course.

*

The third time he sees Stiles, he’s once again crying. It’s in the Hale house and even if Derek’s walks quite often leads him to the Hale grounds, he’s never been inside. But now there’s crying in there and he recognizes Stiles’ voice cursing. He takes a deep breath of fresh air before going in through the broken, half-burned door. Stiles is in what used to be the living room. Derek stares at him, his leg has gone through the wooden floors, Derek can see blood under his knee.

“Shit,” Stiles swears and then sees Derek. “Hey, buddy, you don’t happen to have your owner around here, do you?”

Derek whines and creeps up to the boy, careful not to fall through the floor as well. He tries to scratch at the wood around the boy’s leg but to no avail. Stiles lies down on his back, hope obviously lost.

Derek doesn’t know how it happens, he hasn’t been human since his pack died, but suddenly he feels his paws change into hands and feet, his muzzle turns into a small, human nose, and his fangs recedes into blunt teeth.

“What the-?” Stiles swears as Derek groans from the transformation. “Derek… Hale?”

Derek doesn’t answer but breaks away the planks that holds Stiles’ leg hostage. Stiles talks to him, asks him questions. Derek doesn’t answer, too afraid to use his voice, to scare the boy away, though the boy doesn’t seem frightened at all. He picks Stiles up then and carries him all the way into town, glad it’s night and that no one sees a naked man carrying another, bleeding man. He leaves Stiles outside the hospital and changes back into a wolf.

“Wait!” Stiles calls after him and for some reason he stops. “Can I see you again?”

Derek makes a motion with his head that can be considered a nod.

*

The next time he sees Stiles, Stiles has brought him clothes, sweatpants and a t-shirt with the Sheriff’s department’s logo. Stiles turns away when Derek changes into human and puts on the clothes. He doesn’t know why he does it, he just knows that he doesn’t want the boy to cry, doesn’t want the boy to get hurt, doesn’t want the boy to be alone. Stiles smiles at him then, takes his hand and leads him to his home without ever letting go of his hand.

Derek lets him.

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hey friend! you have me posted as the artist for a scott/stiles fic and while the art is GORGEOUS, it's not mine! heads up!! xo

oh no, i messed that up

attention everyone who liked or reblogged this post, the fantastic art was drawn by honnies (and that info has been updated in the post)

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Artist: honnies

Author: acederekmchaleinski

Title: What Did I Do To Deserve This

Relationships/Characters: Stiles Stilinski/Scott McCall, Stiles, Scott, the Sheriff, Derek Hale

Rating: Teen & Up

Word Count: 1098

Summary: Stiles and Scott ruin the Sheriff’s birthday and Derek grounds them.

Trigger/CW: Underage drug usage, pot cw

After the 17th time that Scott and Allison broke up, Scott wanted to get high, but of course Mr. Hufflepuff Pants was too scared to do it alone, so Stiles being the best friend a wolf could need agreed to get high with him.  Getting the drugs wasn’t actually as hard as he thought it might be, and within three days of Scott saying he wanted to do it, they had all they needed—well after stealing a little wolfsbane from Derek,not that Stiles would ever be willing to admit that.

After getting the pot, they hid in Stiles’s room, and Scott started to get nervous.

“I don’t know, man,” Scott said biting his nails.  “I just think— I mean—  Do you even know what you’re doing with the wolfsbane?”  Stiles groaned a little, rolling his eyes with his whole body.

“Are you serious right now?” He asked as he measured some of the mixture into the paper.  “Don’t you trust me?”  Scott balked.

“Of course I trust you,” he said.  “I just don’t—  I just don’t know about that…”  He pointed at the joint that Stiles had just rolled as he handed over to Scott as he started rolling his own.

“Trust me.  It’s fine.  You’ll be fine…”  He pulled out a lighter, and Stiles realized just how stupid this could be if they got caught, his dad being the Sheriff and all, but then Scott took it from his hand and took the first hit.  They were silent as they smoked their joints, too nervous to talk, but after a while, Stiles began to feel his joints loosening up.  Everything was getting lighter and farther away.  Scott’s eyes glazed over and he flopped on his back.

“This,” he said.  “This is good…”  Stiles nodded in agreement, scared to look up at Scott who looked hot with a joint in his mouth.

Time went by.

Eventually, Scott sat up.

“Do you smell that?” He asked.  Stiles scrunched his eyebrows together.

“Smell what?” Stiles replied.

“I don’t know…”  He got up and went down stairs where they found Stiles’s dad fixing dinner for himself.  A steak dinner.  Stiles felt his stomach fold a little.  It was his dad’s birthday and he’d forgotten.  He, Stiles, was the worst son on the face of the planet.  Scott entered the kitchen, unaware of the Sheriff leaving to get something from the other room as he sat down at the kitchen table where a $30 choice piece of meat sat.  Before Stiles could tell him no, Scott had picked up the meat and taken a large bite out of it.  Meat juice dribbled down his chin and Stiles lost his train of thought.  All he wanted was to lick the pinkish fluid and so he got up and did as Scott took his second bite.  The other boy smiled as Stiles sucked on his chin a little.  He swallowed the meat and pulled Stiles onto the table with a little growl just in time for the Sheriff to come back in.  He watched in horror as Scott started to rut into Stiles as he sat on the partially eaten steak.  Without a word, he turned and left the room, slammed the front door, and drove to the nearest Burger Time where he was going to get the biggest, fattest burger he could find.

Stiles looked up when he heard the door slam shut, and once again he was filled with guilt.

“Dude, get off!” Stiles grunted and shoved Scott off of him.

“What, did I hurt you?” Scott asked.  Stiles shook his head and got up.

“We just ate and then proceeded to make out on my dad’s birthday dinner.”  Stiles felt faint.

Scott split, too scared to be caught by the Sheriff high, and Stiles spent the next hour rushing around the house trying to find his dad’s old boombox, but he couldn’t find it.  It had apparently ceased to exist.  Somewhere in the midst of Stiles’s frantic searching, the Sheriff had returned with three orders of curly fries, and a triple cheeseburger, extra cheese, extra fried onions, and extra barbecue sauce.

Just as the Sheriff finished up his meal and fourth beer, Stiles gave up and found his phone and a portable speaker.  He went into the kitchen and set them on the floor.

“Dad, I just wanted to say…  I’m sorry for eating your dinner and then making out on it.  I hope you understand where this is coming from…”  He turned and started the song he’d queued on YouTube.  The Sheriff groaned as soon as he recognized the first notes, and as Stiles sang along, loudly and off key. “It must have been cold there in my shadow… To never have sunlight on my face…”

“What did I do to deserve this?” The Sheriff groaned as Stiles kept singing, eyes closed.

“Did you ever know that you’re my hero.  And everything that I would like to be?”  A door opened, and Stiles figured it was just Scott so he kept going.  “I could fly higher than an eagle.  You are the wind beneath my wings…”

“I don’t think you could get much higher,” Derek said.  Stiles opened his eyes to see Derek holding Scott by the ear.  “The next time you to chuckle heads think it’s a good idea to get high, maybe you don’t steal from your alpha who canfucking smell your scent!” His eyes glowed red and Stiles dropped to his knees, eyes down.  The Sheriff just groaned.

“I do not need this right now…” The Sheriff said with a sigh and Stiles felt sick.

“You’re not going to arrest us, are you?” He asked.  The Sheriff sighed.

“Maybe I should… What even were you thinking?”  Stiles bit his lip.

“It was my idea, sir,” Scott offered.  “I— I told him I wanted to get high…  He was just doing what I asked him to…”  Derek and the Sheriff shared a look as Derek shoved Scott to the floor.

“Both of you are grounded.  One week.  You two better kiss each other goodbye, because except for school, you’re not going to see each other for the next one-hundred and sixty-eight hours…” Derek said and the Sheriff began to laugh a little.

“I must have done something terrible in a past life that my child is being grounded by an alpha on my birthday,” the Sheriff said to himself laughing while Scott and Stiles started sobbing on the living room floor while they clung to each other for dear life.

[oldusukisses]

I'm not sure if you can see this, but here's a link to some omega fics I've seen http://honnies.tumblr.com/post/45751458423 Thank you! I'm in a bit of a rush for school now but I'll look later. Sorry for the late reply I had gone to bed I'm gome n.

[undercover-witch]

I know right??? I mean, not only Benedict's face, I hate any type of ridiculing someone's face, I'd consider it as bullying behaviour but it's really popular at tumblr, case in point is the Jean horse thing. I have no idea why some people do it like, almost fondly?? They like that character so they call him horse face??? And doing it to real people is really mean and horrible.

Yes and unlike Jean, Benedict is a real person.

I know he's popular and almost everywhere, but being tired of seeing his face to the point where people feel compelled to make immature jokes is ridiculous. Botching his name, making fun of the way he looks, this is terrible behavior. Especially because it doesn't die out, it gets worse every day, it's not a "passing immature joke" it's already considered funny and encouraged to laugh at Benedict's appearance and name.

[undercover-witch]

honnies replied to your post: ...

I may be wrong, but i faintly recalled last couple of years, the circle for the stamp series specifically requested for no reproduction/ translation of their works. I remembered the translators deleting all links of their works back then.

Same as Cache Cache right? Well, that solves it, I'm glad I advertise a doujin with the price and all before I translate it, in case there's some trouble with it I can be warned before working my ass off XD