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[ilovemykastelans]

why do you *KSCH*?

head-*KSCH*-trauma

[tightjeansjavi]

PHONES

PHONES !!! 😭😭😭

Geta: how do I take a picture?

Empress: open the photo app

Geta: the what?

Empress: jfc. 🙄 *shows him the app*

Geta: shit! I locked my phone and can’t remember my password !! 😰😰😰

Empress: use face recognition or your fingerprint

Geta: use what???

Caracalla: bet his password is something stupid like 123456

Geta: …how did you know

(He’s not a fan of modern technology. Tf is a smart phone and why is a smart??)

[misaneeragoni]

Hello! Please take the time to admire these absolutely amazing Doflamingo strawpage gimmicks I've been receiving! They're freaking awesome and thank you so much to all of the anonymuseseseses who've drawn them!

Context for the first one: my strawpage says "please don't sue me". Of course he would!

I wonder if this one was perhaps related to the "fufufu" message I received?! The plot thickens!

It's LoveyBug!! LoveyBuuuuug!!!! Heck yeah! This is so freaking cute that I can't even stop looking at it. This is also known as the "Doflamingo hypnosis technique number 3" where he immobilizes you with feelings you didn't expect (in this case, cuteness)!

[of-stars-and-foxes]

Why don't you want to be called a Goddess of Creation? Can't be that bad, could it?

I don't want to be called that. Please don't call me that. I can't tell you why, just don't. Please don't.

[undercover-witch]

hello! i just wanted to say that your blog is a gem. i would spend hours reading your hetalia translations and perusing reblogs years ago as a wee lil highschooler, and am so so happy to see that they're still up. so much of fandom is lost to time, locked lj groups, and expired file hosting links. your blog is still a joy to browse. it might not seem like a big deal, but you were a big part of my fandom experience. hope you have a wonderful day today and all those to come <3 thank you!

This isn't just the sweetest thing I've read in months but the best reprieve from the scammers I've been getting in my inbox. There's literally one above you waiting to be blocked ^^;;

You know, that time was the most fun I've ever had on tumblr. I'd interact with everyone, people would take doujin panels where I made a joke and added their own jokes, it was the best. Things died down since, but this site remains the best for art and fandoms so I stick around like a Hetalia translator ghost XD I'm honored to have been a part of your love for fandoms and I'm even happier to think that teenage you had some fun reading the stuff I translated when high school was annoying.

Thank you for the message and tbh it's stuff like this that I'll remember when I'm overworked from translating (it's my job now). People out there read my stuff and have a good time, and that makes it worth it. Have an amazing life, truly!!!!

[chomametchi]

Where gay man flag lotte? :(

eripakkumine 1 + 1 tasuta

[daneesoro]

Hiii, I just found your account and I think your journey as a Christian and your art are very interesting(in a good way)!! Q1 is, What makes you happy? Q2 What do you think about denominations?

Heya, thanksss! what makes me happy right now is everything I currently got lol, of course God on top of it all.

And about denominations, I dont think its something worth arguing over. if you believe Jesus is Lord and regularly have fellowship with him, you already got what you need. Denominations could hinder us from that since we're going to expect God to move a certain way

[astuteabstractionist]

i forgot that "putting a post under specific tags" leads to "people looking at the specific tags will see your post". so uh, hi! im not great at writing or talking, but i hope those of you who followed will enjoy.

(very long ramble under the cut)

anyways, ive been exploring the east branch the past... week? i think? ive been absolutely enthralled by this area. im such a sucker for strange and nonsensical places. exploring the various random rooms feels like travelling in a dream. id love to get out some graph paper sometime and try recording my path like you would in an old-school dungeon crawler. i think itd be very funny seeing just how lost i can get.

the tape recordings in the vents are maybe my favorite part though. its always a joy clicking on a vent and having the brief russian-roulette moment of "will this be of relevance to what im seeing or will this be smash mouths all star?" ive been caught off guard by the louder version many, many times. it never fails to amuse me. i believe ive seen all of the logs, but with how much there is in this branch i wouldnt be surprised to find a new one.

the memories im still not done with. last i checked i believe i was at... 110 out of 294? im excited to find out if its possible to get all of them, and what happens if you do. it is very difficult to accomplish this im realizing, since the counter depletes seemingly at random. this might be an entirely fruitless endeavor, but im nothing if not always down for a good challenge :)

i think the most eyecatching piece of the east branch is the chatlogs between wodin and the intern. when i first read through the entire thing, and i was meant to descend into the coffin, i declined (there was a vent in the room and i wanted to get the popup out of the way to read the transcript) and was then unable to trigger that dialogue popup again... which left me stuck wandering the rooms until i refreshed. whoops. its alright though, just gave me another opportunity to collect some more memories.

on my most recent venture, the coffin was present in the center from the very beginning, and almost immediately after starting to explore, a window popped up with some messages to wodin from the closer. while i did very much enjoy reading the contents, it did take me... around twenty minutes to screenshot them all? it was slightly nauseating trying to scroll down, since it kept shooting me back up to the top of the log whenever i tried to read the bottom-most message :( i did manage to screenshot them all eventually though, so i was able to actually read them all. im still super curious what it mightve been that triggered those changes in that run! i dont think i did anything different, other than play on a friday. maybe that was it.

god, theres so so much more i could say, this might be my favorite branch thus far. despite how much ive seen, i still feel like i havent even come close to seeing it all!

oh whoof. i didnt realize how long this was, ill need to put all of this under a readmore. hm. tl;dr, ive been having a boatload of fun exploring the east branch. if you havent done so yet, i highly suggest venturing into it for yourself. its like exploring a kaleidoscope maze within a dream. 10/10 experience