#horrible dancing

[greenrevolutionary]

I truly think that "Much Ado About Nothing" with David Tennant and Catherine Tate is the one correct version of Beatrice and Benedick and also what Shakespeare would have wished.

[boyfriend-appreciation]

So my boyfriend was over and I had music on. A particular song came on and I completely forgot he was there and started dancing with my dog as I normally do

And it’s definitely not good dancing

About halfway through the song I turn around and see him leaning against a doorway with a little grin on his face watching me

I almost died inside because of embarrassment at first but then I had noticed the look on his face and he was just admiring me and slightly laughing at my horrible dancing

[sadlibrarygoblin]

My Dad picked me up from my Aunt's today...

Dad: You look like an angry teenager. Me: *purple hair, band tee shirt, and converse* I AM an angry teenager. Dad: *nods vaguely* *3 hours later* *Storming is raging outside* Me: *Sitting in lawn chair on porch listening to sad Musical numbers* Dad: Stop listening to Screamo be a child. Me: Fine.. *Kicks off shoes, rolls up jeans, and puts Little Fall of Rain on repeat.* Dad: What are you doing? Me: Gonna go cry and dance in the rain. Dad: *literal facepalm*

[sofops]

My dads best moves!

[boocatley]

dancing like a parrot to Uma Therman cuz im hella rad B]

[splendidly-imperfect]

Saturday October 18th

Line dancing

Country Music

Pool

Mean girls of Bradentucky

Shitty beer

and

MANY inebriated wannabe Beyonce impersonators featuring guy in swim shorts

Joyland is a prime location to take any foreigner looking for a cultural experience. Eva got nothing short of that. 

After FSU (barely) won their game everyone was in a mood for alcohol and rock and roll. The country rock and roll music traveled through the bar from the skilled hands of the band, Rye Road. They were so good that sometimes I forgot there was a band playing. 

Eva in her 5 in wedges hesitated a little to get on the dance floor to learn to dance like a real redneck. After pulling her out on the floor for cotton eyed joe (SO FUN) she was ready to party.

After downing 3 beers I sprinted out on the floor for dance after dance that I did not know. I had a fantastic time making a fool of myself. 

Sitting down on the sticky pleather bar stool while watching all the dancers I pondered a serious question: Why do the experienced line dancers always frown? ALL THE GOOD ONES FROWN. Asked all my friends but none had an answer.

Pool is a game I will always be a novice. I could only stand watching them play one game. My feet are like the penguin's in Happy Feet, always wanting to dance. "No good white trash hoe" played on the speakers and every girl including myself, Eva, and Lindsay ran to the crowd. Every girl loves stereotypical songs no matter how hipster you think you may be. 

After the band played Sublime, Van Halen, and a multitude of other rock ballads I pried Alex and this girl off of each other. As I supported Alex to the Mia the Kia, ridden with sweat and smoke, I thought how much I love Bradenton and my very drunk friends. 

p.s. Alex took two minutes to pick up the Advil on the kitchen floor (without bending his knees) and refused to let me help him. Highlight of the night, helping my bf's brother take Advil. 

[babyknivez]

so today i was dancing and my sister shouted "oooh kill em" and i instantaneously swung my head around at her and said "they're already dead"

so that's about as cool as i'm gonna get in my life