#horrible shitpost

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

I’ll have more coherent thoughts/even more parallels to draw here later, but for now... it’s been a year since the Supernatural finale and still, nobody ever talks about The Single Most Cursed Thing About It:

[gas-stations-have-cigarettes]

John: Gas stations have cigarettes

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Later

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John: -smoking, still at the gas station- - about to toss the cigarette-

Jim: No don’t drop that!!!

-boom-

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John, walking away: Oops -shrug-

Jim: -staring like wtf just happened- -takes photo-

[slimegood]

Samson and Blaz are the little bastards of @combine-kegan

[gas-stations-have-cigarettes]

Jim: No fears

John: -holds up knife-

Jim: One fear

[transiently-translucent]

*me, a privateer talking to the captain about the new ship we are about to purchase* so what do you think about age gaps in ships

[ask-the-paranoid-autobot]

my cameras are my children and none of you better hurt them