#horrified face

[link-sans-specs]

Oh, now I just got it up my nose. A little bit. It came *hand gesture* *hiccup* out my nose.

GMM731

6 Ways To Cool a Hot Mouth (Experiment)

[zenyattasperceptrons]

Oh. God. Fuck. I'm an adult. I've got an apartment and a full-time job. I'm paying off my student loans. What the fuck

[link-sans-specs]

I think we've learned that if you put somethin' that smells nasty under your nose, and then put somethin' different nasty in your mouth... nasty plus nasty equals nasty.

GMM513

The Smell-Tasting Experiment

[link-sans-specs]

I'm not gonna think about it because, if I do, I'm gonna wretch, and you know what? I'm not gonna wretch in this episode, because that ain't me anymore. I'm strong.

GMM581

Blind Bird Taste Test

[link-sans-specs]

Welcome to Good Mythical More, which I'm gonna do shirtless from now on.

GMM524

The Silly String Shirt

GMMore524

Real Printable Makeup

[link-sans-specs]

They call me the Scorpion King. They made a movie about me.

GMM411

Eating a Scorpion: Bug War Challenge

[brusquebabe]

[jadedownthedrain]

Kristen's speech at Elle was really good, if only we could snip snip that thank you to woody allen out. Just.. no.✂️✂️