#horror setup

[mstanyabear]

It’s 90’s horror week, what else would you have me do? 🔪🎬 🍕yes that’s a ghostface pizza and if you are wondering how a pizza that only has half cheese turned out - I compensated with some sprinkle on parm - I used oven fired crust and Margherita sauce (real good)

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[phoenixdown-and-fairydust]

So aside from it being daylight I might be in the first act of a horror movie if I still can’t find my phone after I tear apart my bed/bedroom.

I am/have been alone for a few days. My bedroom is on the fourth floor of a building with windows anything much bigger than a Pomeranian is going to have trouble to squeeze through, and no ledges or balcony access to my unit. The front door is definitely locked. I know I had my phone on my bed before falling asleep, as I was using it to look up console commands to fix a Skyrim bug, so it was right beside me the last time I remember being awake.

If it is not in my room it has either fallen into the void, an amorphous vent monster/ghost from one of the desecrated burial grounds this building sits on is messing with me or some creep has a copy of my key, and rather than snatching the jar with a couple $20 bills, my Switch, laptop or any of the older consoles or games in my room, they for some reason opted for the 4 year old android phone in the beat up case with far too many pictures of my cats and out of context one-liners for my characters that I come up with on the bus, that would have been right next to me as I slept, and I can’t decide which horror scenario I like least.

PS you think I’m joking about the grave sites, but no, I found out a few weeks after signing a two year lease and moving in that there was an indigenous burial site that got a couple cemeteries thrown on top of it in this city’s early days, and all of them were later dug up and the land was turned into a park with shops and apartments around it. There’s actual makers at random points around this part of town that basically say “ woopsie-doopsie, we found another body while updating infrastructure, guess they missed this one during initial development, rest in peace”. Also I only found this information because my field of study meant some of my school projects where digging into local history for the city Heritage Committee and looking at land surveys/business records.