#hoshiswire

[lauren-ce]

The best part of Dossoles Holiday isn't the triathlon comedy deathgame (although it is fun), nor is it the cutting social commentary (arknights always has something to say about that), but rather how desperate and subby Hoshiguma is.

The amount of bottom energy on display here is unparalleled

Hoshiguma really just wants a pissy femme to leash her and beat her up

"Can I borrow Mistress's credit card, uwu."

"Shut the hell up Hoshiguma."

Also this line out of context:

[burstfoot]

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More extremely cropped SFW smut

[empress-things]

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For how much I obsess over these two I really do need to write them.

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From Swalter's 'Be Resplendant and Outstanding' module:

'So how did you win?'

'On vacation. Which is where that story is staying.'

'Uh-huh.'

'Stop reading that and help me sort my gifts out. This surfboard is for you, here, a volcanic mud cleanser for that stinky rat, here's a vinyl for that puk gaii lung- you know what, she can fetch it herself when she gets back- and here's some fruit cans for old Wei...'

The two spend the afternoon sorting through the pile of memorabilia...

Okay, Swire's file and module has me unhinged about HoshiSwire, what the glorious christ is all this angst

I don't give a shit if anyone else likes these two together, you will pry this ship from my cold dead hands.

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Shitpost second half to the top half smut.

Oni should have pointy ears. You will not take my pointy ear headcanon away.

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Swire let her have a taste anyway.

It’s important to complain first, just so it’s on the record.