Lauren(ce)

Lauren(ce). they/them "Rarepair Extraordinaire" I write things, and sometimes even post them! My AO3

[blinkeasy]

Good Bones, by Maggie Smith / Witch Hat Atelier, by Kamome Shirahama

[lauren-ce]

Seeing the third or fourth remake of ocarina of time

[tamsywindsup]

From Smoking Behind the Supermarket with You trailer 🚬 💕 Anime broadcasts July 2026~

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

by 藤田かくじ@徳川の猿①巻発売中@orizurubros

[beggars-opera]

So I just found the most useful photo album in existence for tumblr arguments

[noldorinwa]

I HAVE FOUND MY FAVOURITE POST ON THE INTERNET

@georgeorwell @lordhellebore @francisperfectionbonnefoy @janiedean and everyone else have you guys seen this gem

[janiedean]

OH MY GOD I’M SAVING ALL  OF THESE RN

[no-one-offical]

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[lovewritteninthestrands]

playmate (go read the linked fic by @xekstrin its so good)

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

[aqua-regia009]

Daily Consumptions of Smooth Affections (Detail) - Fuyuko Matsui

[xekstrin]

today I learned everyone who insists you soak your chia seeds weren't complaining about the texture but giving valuable safety info

So because the statement is always left unfinished:

Soak your chia seeds before you eat them for at least 30 minutes to let them expand. Or else when they expand in your stomach it'll be really uncomfortable and maybe even cause a blockage! Though this is rare, you want to mitigate risk when possible, right? especially when mitigation is as simple as "waiting a few minutes before you eat your chia seeds"

[fatestayyuri]

ifrit is so funny because her two moms have instilled in her a rigorous set of ethics and morals alongside a deep respect for women but also being raised in rhine lab the #1 premier messy polycule drama capital in all of terra means she looks and dresses exactly like a lesbian fuckboy right down to driving a stolen convertible

[seabeck]

Cedar

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[subnautica-polls]

What's the worst thing that could happen to Marguerit Maida?

Dies off-screen

Never mentioned again

The accent is revealed to be fake

Has a husband/is straight

other (elaborate?)

Remaining time: 4 days 2 hours

[microposting]

your adventuring buddy is like "here I got a fairy in this cage in case we need healing" and you're like "WOAH what are you doing you cant be pissing off fairies" and they go no look and the fairy is in the cage blushing and giggling and going noooo im so tiny and helplessssss

[zapfish-juice]

Okey so my dumb ahh might have deleted the ask from my inbox but this goes to that person who said that Alucard would suck at being a wingman for sertegra, you are right, Alucard is 100% the evil pansexual in Integra's shoulder whispering bad dating advice

[bellonkillzz]

Daily reminder that Integra is completely in charge of Hellsing regulations and outfits and 100% makes seras wear overly tight and short work gear on purpose.

Seras is clearly not even wearing a bra in this scene, the amount of freaky yuri that must have been happening while Alucard was gone is insane</3

[lightningstrikes-art]