Nov 17, 2012
One horrible realization.
With the closing of Hostess, I came to one horrifying realization. My generation's kid's will have no idea what Twinkies or Sno-Balls are, therefore making Zombieland culturally irrelevant to them.
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One horrible realization.
With the closing of Hostess, I came to one horrifying realization. My generation's kid's will have no idea what Twinkies or Sno-Balls are, therefore making Zombieland culturally irrelevant to them.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOSTESS. WHY GOD, WHY????I SERIOUSLY THINK GOD JUST HATES MEEEEEEEE. FIRST OF ALL, WELCH'S GRAPE JUICE CHANGED THE FUCKING FLAVOR, NOW THERE'S NO MORE HOSTESSSSSS. I NEED TO GO TO WALMART AND BUY ALL THE FUCKING TWINKIES AND CUPCAKES AND ZINGERS AND ALLL OF THAT SHIT. THEN, I WILL FIND SOME WAY TO SAVE THEM FOREVER SO THEY WON'T GET OLD. YOU PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND. HOSTESS CAKES ARE THE FLAVORS OF MY CHILDHOOD. I DON'T EVEN LIKE TWINKIES, BUT EACH TIME I WENT TO MY GRANDPARENTS HOUSE, YOU KNOW WHAT I ATE FOR A SNACK? TWINKIES, AND ZINGERS, AND CUPCAKES. I JUST DON'T KNOW ANYMORE, I JUST DON'T KNOW. THIS IS THE SEVENTH SIGN OF THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE.
Top Hostess Snack Cakes of All Time
In loving memory of Hostess (1930-2012) here are the top 10 Hostess snack cakes of all time, as determined by my taste buds and fuzzy childhood memories:
10. Sno Balls 9. Ho Hos 8. Nut Busters 7. Ding Dongs 6. Raspberry Schlongs 5. Dunkin' Sticks 4. Chocolate Sybian Saddles 3. Devil Dogs 2. Cinnamon Fluffers 1. Twinkies
reminisce
i worked in the cafeteria of my small catholic boys high school. we sold microwaveables & hostess honey buns. for two years the tissues by my bed wiped up a hell of a lot of glaze.