#hot topic shipping

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Plumeria: Just be yourself.

Gladion: Really, Plumeria? I have one day to win over Marnie’s brother.

Gladion: How long did it take for you guys to like me?

Lillie: I don’t know

Hau: A couple of weeks.

Guzma: Six months.

Selene: Jury’s still out.

Gladion: See Plumes? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Lillie: Yeah, she said she wanted to have sex with Gromit once.

Marnie: Woah, it is so weird to hear you say the word sex. I honestly thought you might not have known what it is.

Selene: Okay, for the record, I said that he was hot. It’s a different thing.

Lillie: Isn’t Gromit the lycanroc though?

Selene: No? He’s the human.

Hau: Marnie, you’re Galarian, right? Which one’s Gromit?

Marnie: Gromit’s definitely the lycanroc.

Selene: That’s The one I’ve been telling people is hot?

Gladion: You’ve been telling people!?

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Hau, trying to find Lillie: Where is my sunshine?

Gladion: That bitch gave me the slip.

Hau: *slaps Gladion*

Selene and Marnie: *watches in shock*

Hau, to Gladion: That’s your sister you’re talking about.