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Kukui: Your trauma made you stronger.

Guzma: It absolutely did not. It did make me funnier though.

Camden, recording himself walking into Po Town: I'm in the ghetto.... ratatata

Guzma, walking with Camden: If you do the ratatata again I will ratatata you in the stomach with a fucking MP5, punk ass white boy.

Plumeria: I want you to think about it long and hard

Guzma: That's what she said

Plumeria: Don't. Don't you dare.

Plumeria, pointing through a window: Oh look, Guzma is reading a Christmas story to Team Skull.

Gladion: See, I told you we could trust him.

Plumeria: I wonder what he’s reading?

Guzma, inside: T’was the night before bitchmas and all through the hut, one creature was stirring: me, busting a nut-

Gladion: What are amphetamines?

Guzma: Drugs that can go on land and water.

Gladion: Ohhhh

Kukui: Three tattoos, those are pretty damn permanent, you know.

Guzma: Three kids, those are pretty damn permanent, Kukui.

Nanu: Technically, both can be removed with lasers.

Guzma: Handcuffs fucking hurt.

Grimsley: Use silk rope next time.

Guzma:

Guzma: I don’t think I can convince a police office to use silk rope.

Plumeria: I hate it when people say you can’t love someone else if you don’t love yourself because my boyfriend-

Guzma, sunglasses down: That’s me.

Plumeria: -My boyfriend fucking hates himself-

Guzma: Damn right.

Plumeria: -And I wish he didn’t because he’s so fucking amazing, but I love him so damn much and he loves me too!

Guzma: Hell yeah babyyy!

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