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Piers: I think it’s time I get my life in order.

Marnie: (Narrating) But he did not get his life in order. In fact, he got drunk last night and fought a zigzagoon.

Marnie: Stop kink shaming people!

Piers: Kinkshaming IS my kink!

Marnie: *confused screaming*

Piers: Good morning sister. I am skipping breakfast to wallow in a dark pit.

Marnie: Ok bro, that’s cool. Have fun.

Marnie: War and Peace is just Sinnohan Gossip Girl in Bonaparte time.

Milo: She’s not wrong.

Avery: Does that make Anna Karagina like Sex In The City or something?

Sonia:

Sonia: What.

Gladion: What if Selene voiced a GPS?

Marnie, in an Alolan accent: “Great job. You missed the exit, you fucking disgrace.”

Selene: I-

Selene: True...

[At book club]

Sonia: So, this week was Moby Dick. Avery, how would you describe the main character?

Avery: I’m not AMAB or AFAB, I’m AHAB and I have to kill this wailord.

Sonia:

Milo:

Marnie: Assigned Harpoon At Birth.

Guzma: I hate rapidash so much.

Marnie: I’m from Galar, I’m immune to them.

Guzma: You’re

Guzma: You’re what?

Nessa: Millennials are blamed for everything! It’s getting old!

Bea: The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rattata. It was transmitted by millennials.

Piers: Millennials shot Versace.

Victor: Millennials killed off the dinosaurs.

Sonia: Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenburg.

Gloria: Cain was a millennial.

Marnie: Millennials caused the Great Permian Extinction.

Leon: The Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. It collided with a floating colony of ocean millennials.

Raihan: 10 Surprising Historical Genocides You May Not Realize Millennials Were Responsible For.

Hop: Millennials killed Princess Diana.

Leon: I though we agreed that one was John Mulaney.

Hop: John Mulaney is a millennial!

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