#hotpconfesses

[confessionsoftizi]

tinker: [blinks a few times] ...I was kidnapped...and I dont know what happened...I was abducted by aliens..I'm pretty surez

[duholiver]

Ash: This place is the land of the shameless. [pauses, shaking head] After being arrested for drunkenly peeing behind a police station a few months back... Mom you can truly be proud of your son this time for being a saint in this wildness.

[rhodesavery]

Doll Face: [Walks into frame, holding Lyra's wrist until they're both in, and sits.] Hello Upper Mexico Residers, Gossip Girl here to give you all the dish on this nuthouse.

[lyhathaway-blog]

Lyra Croft: So where's that cute hispanic guy? He's like the only guy with any actual charm. [Raises her hand to her forehead and pretends to look around] Okay so he's kind of annoying but at least when he talks about his looks he's right.

[confessionsoftizi]

Tinker: [stares at camera and blinks. ] ....[yawns]

[confessionsoftizi]

Tinker: [groaning because of her early shift] they should make el trabajo el illegaaaalll

[confessionsoftizi]

Tinker: [stands in front of the camera, pulls in kitty with her and picks her up] ....Its the circles of lifeeeeeeeeeee its a wheeeel of fortuneeee

[lyhathaway-blog]

Lyra Croft: [Whispers into the camera] Can you say small penis complex issues? I mean the amount of times I've heard the words "My dick is huge, my dick is grand.." in this place is ridiculous. Here's a tip.. dogs with no bite, bark and you.. you "size" obsessed boys, that's what you are a dog with no bite. [ Winks at the camera, before waving goodbye]