"Nii-san, did you wet the futon?"
"No." Madara didn't panic. He tried to shove Izuna off but the little shit had shunshined to the other end of the room, leaving him with a pillow.
"I thought only babies couldn't hold their pee at night. Oh, and old people too. Nii-san, are you okay?"
"I am very good!" Madara said with all his strength to refrain from burning everything down.
OR
Madara's teenage wet dream and its consequences.
Author: greenchair
Rating: Mature
Fandom: Naruto
Relationship: Uchiha Hikaku/Uchiha Madara
Other Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply
Word Count: 3,001
Madara stood alone in the middle of a gentle stream, poling a canoe downstream. The fog was so thick that he couldn't see where he was travelling.
Madara was dreaming.
He was sure not just because the moon above was red, but also his reflection in the water had white hair and purple eyes. Three eyes, even.
Author: Phlebas
Rating: Teen And Up
Fandom: Naruto
Relationship: Senju Tobirama & Uchiha Hikaku
Word Count: 446
Entry for @asian-drama-tropes
August
Mountaintop | Falling off a cliff (assumed to be dead but actually not) | Reclusive master training upgrade | Ancestor worship | "In the world of martial arts, no technique is faultless, only speed is invincible."
Part 8 of Secrets of the Heart
"I can't go back the the daimyo's court, not after what happened the last time, so I'm afraid you'll have to take on the more visible role during this mission." Tobirama-sama's tone is brisk and matter of fact, without judgement or disgust at being assigned to work with an Uchiha for the first time, but there's the faintest hint of an apology in his voice.
"It won't be the first time for me, and I don't mind of course," Hikaku gestures to the kimono he's wearing, tilting his head to let the tiny bells on his kanzashi chime. "But might I ask what happened? Just in case it affects our current circumstances."
"I attracted too much attention and the man who insisted on courting me was more persistent than I expected." Tobirama-sama grimaces at the memory, and it's more emotion than Hikaku ever saw from him on the battlefield - even when he was injured. "I had to kill myself off."
Summary:
The Senju Ghost had started haunting the Uchiha settlement, and they were eager to put a stop to it.
So eager in fact, that they were willing to offer up Madara as a ghostbride.
Author: @titaniafaeriequeen
Rating: Mature
Fandom: Naruto
Relationship: Uchiha Madara/Senju Tobirama
Other Tags: fluff, ghost marriage, sort of, misunderstandings, demisexual Madara, Uchiha Izuna lives
Word Count: 7,802 (complete)
Testing his newest invention, Tobirama had eventually moved further away from the Senju settlement, pushing to find the limits of its range. It was during this that an unprecedented opportunity had presented itself—Uchiha Madara was rapidly moving towards his location. Who better to pit himself against to test both the endurance, and whether or not the Sharingan could spot it? Tobirama could not really think of anyone else, except perhaps Uchiha Izuna, although the younger Uchiha was, at least by Tobirama’s estimate, a fraction or two below Madara in skill.
Tobirama waited until Madara burst into the clearing, then he set off in a panicked rush. Minus the actual panic. And with the addition of an injury to his leg that he didn’t actually have. Feigning being hurt and exhausted, he made sure to not move any faster than that Madara quickly gained on him. Then, as if he had come to the realization that he would not manage to outpace the Uchiha, he stopped on a branch, leaning heavily on one leg, brandishing a kunai in one hand, and moving the other through a long series of hand seals. Madara crashed into him before he could finish the jutsu.
