#house discourse

[forzafinally]

I don't think there is something called slytherpuff. Even in the hybrid sense . Some combos don't make sense. Like G/S or S/H

Okay no. I'm sorry. Slythindor and Sytherpuff are perfectly valid combinations. Especially because they are more dangerous than regular Slytherins. A Slythindor would be cunning and ambitious and actually have the guts to take some big risks in order to achieve what they wanted to while a Slytherpuff would be nice to you and give you a hug before poisoning your food. How is that not deadly?

[professorsparklepants]

Can you believe there are people on this site with the nerve, the audacity, the gall to say Wei Wuxian is a Slytherin?

[pajamabird]

i’m suddenly seeing all this House MD discourse on my dash and honestly ? i’m not hating it

[wandering-muggle]

As Head of House, How Do You Think Snape Dealt with Parties in Slytherin?

Because I was just hit with the visual image of insomniac ass Severus, stressed with all the bullshit that was ensuing during Harry’s 6th year, finally being able to shut his eyes, only to hear muffled blasting from the Slytherin common room in his quarters start of the 1996 smash hit ‘Wannabe’ by the Spice Girls and having his eyes fly open like that goddamn Squidward meme.

McGonagall doesn’t seem to mind parties judging from Harry’s sixth year. Slughorn encourages parties to an extent. Ravenclaws never host parties, so Flitwick doesn’t have to worry. And Hufflepuffs are obviously the ones who always bring the alcohol to parties elsewhere in Hogwarts, so Professor Sprout is completely oblivious. But Snape? What would he do? Burst into the common room and insist the nonsense stop at once? Cast a silencing charm? Spontaneously combust? 5:30am slightly drunk me needs answers.

[kadtherine]

debate of the night: is alec lightwood a ravenclaw or a slytherin?

discuss.

[andoration]

You fools thinking cassian is a slytherin when he's obviously a fucking hufflepuff, you blind buffoons

[sadrien]

I vote for Adrien to join me in the "I've been sorted into every house bc I keep forgetting my pottermore account" house. We have a tie with every house colour on it and sleep with the owls. It's impossible to win the house cup bc I am the only member and even I don't work that hard.

can i join you because i’ve been in three houses now and i don’t know???

but yes. that sounds perfect

[professorsparklepants]

Being a Slytherin is like the social version of those pro gamers who base their entire strategy around controller glitches. Being a shitty Slytherin means you're the ones who throw hissy fits when the tournament you entered provides not broken game controllers.