#house montclair

[soullessbullshit]

Vampire: Baron Montclair will see you dead for this insolence!

Cassian: Now, who the fuck might this “Baron Montclair” be?

Vampire: ...You don’t know much, do you?

Cassian: I don’t know anything.

Vampire:

Cassian: It’s part of my charm!

[cinnamonzor]

Khala: We’re more than willing to resort to torture methods to get answers out of you nasty abominations!

Fennorian, tied back-to-back with Cassian: When you say “torture,” do you mean physical or psychological? Physical seems counter-productive. We would likely tell you anything if it meant an end to the pain, and you’d have no way of telling what was true.

Cassian: Or we might like it too much. And then you’ve got a whole new thing to deal with.

Rohlbert: What do you mean by that...?

Cassian, giving him a once-over and waggling his eyebrows: Oh, you’re stupid, huh? I can work with stupid. Daddy likey dummy~

Rohlbert: [leaps back in disgust]

Fennorian: [trying not to snicker]

[ladymarinamart]