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I WOULD THROW MY ENTIRE FAMILY INTO A WOODCHIPPER FOR THIS FUZZY IDIOT!

I turned on the light and accidentally woke up my dopamine tiger.

I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage called the blood of the exploited working class.

But they’ve overcome their shyness now they’re r calling me “your highness” and the world screams “kiss me, son of god”

I’m going to fucking beat you to death.

Fuzzy idiot likes being held like a cheeseburger.

I love you house panda

You smell like shit.

Stinky idiot.

#house panda