and, like icarus, he fell

dude fuck this, let’s bail

[pissmotif]

he/they • late 20s this blog is 18+ and frequently nsfw, minors dnf. fuck terfs. constantly guilty of being feral and batshit insane on main.

[pissmotif]

the effort i’m going into to make a pregnant/not pregnant video reveal is crazy

[guiltfactory]

everything is a reference when you're crazy

[meridelclarke]

Fanfiction Trope MASH-UP

Rules: Send me two (2) tropes from this list + a ship and I’ll describe how I’d combine them in the same story. 

Historical AU 

Royal AU 

Modern AU 

Coffee Shop AU 

Bar/Restaurant AU 

Bookshop AU 

Florist AU  

Hospital AU 

Dance AU 

Airport/Travel AU 

Neighbour AU 

Roommate AU 

Detective AU 

Bodyguard AU 

Criminal AU 

Prison AU 

War AU 

Circus AU 

Summer Camp AU 

Teacher AU 

Dystopian AU 

Space AU 

Performer AU 

Soulmate AU 

Fairy Tale AU 

Massage Fic  

Sick/Injured Fic 

Proposal Fic  

Wedding Fic  

Holiday Fic  

Birthday Fic 

Pregnancy Fic  

Baby Fic 

Vacation Fic  

Bathtub Fic 

Text/Letter Fic 

Coming Out Fic   

Grief Fic  

Survival/Wilderness Fic  

Almost Kiss 

First Kiss 

The Big Damn Kiss 

Dance of Romance  

Flowers of Romance 

Chocolate of Romance  

Blind Date  

Not a Date  

Fake Dating 

Fake Married 

Arranged Marriage  

Accidentally Married 

Marriage of Convenience 

Mutual Pining 

Secret Relationship  

Established Relationship 

Awful First Meeting 

Forgotten First Meeting  

Accidental Eavesdropping  

Interrupted Declaration of Love 

Poorly Timed Confession 

Love Confession 

Love Confessor (Character A confessing their love for Character B to Character C)  

Everybody Knows/Mistaken for Couple 

Star Crossed Lovers  

It’s Not You, It’s Me 

It’s Not You, It’s My Enemies  

Character in Peril 

Heroic Sacrifice 

Flirting Under Fire 

Locked in a Room 

Twenty-Four Hours to Live  

Stranded on A Desert Island 

Stranded Due to Inclement Weather 

Huddling for Warmth 

Bed Sharing  

Did They or Didn’t They? 

In Vino Veritas  

Above the Influence  

Anger Born of Worry  

Green-Eyed Epiphany  

The Missus and the Ex 

Second Love  

Intimate Artistry  

Married to the Job  

Innocent Physical Contact 

I Didn’t Mean to Turn You On 

Aroused By Her Voice  

Erotic Dreams 

First Time 

Unexpected Virgin 

PWP 

Kink 

Makeovers 

Hair Brushing/Braiding 

Sleep Intimacy 

Scars  

Time Travel  

Curses 

Magical Accidents 

Accidentally Saving the Day   

[planetarytransformation]

"AMAB" i mean so what. i was jaundiced at birth too but nobody seems to want to assign social significance to that. they should though. they should assert that i will always have a jaundiced soul no matter how much urine i process. and mock me for my weak faggot kidneys #myweakfaggotkidneys

[pissmotif]

so horned up i should be put in maximum security prison

[pissmotif]

who doesn’t celebrate christmas and wants a guest (me) in december

[pissmotif]

hey guys does anyone know where my favourite fic went

[pissmotif]

my house smells bad

[pissmotif]

one positive test one negative. weigh in

pissmotif baby in 2026

managed to dodge the draft again (not pregnant)

Voting ended onJun 4

[pissmotif]

it appears we have managed to dodge the draft. good job everyone

[3atteurd]

[othethingsilike-deactivated2018]

[pissmotif]

one positive test one negative. weigh in

pissmotif baby in 2026

managed to dodge the draft again (not pregnant)

Voting ended onJun 4

[pissmotif]

music shuffle poem 💘

ty for the tag @emlovessid <3 no pressure tagging @mxrcusflint @intrepidjourneys @roosterseresin @hangmanbradshaw @kaaaaaaarf @seekstrivefind

Rules: Put your music on shuffle The first lines of twenty songs = a poem; the first line of the twenty-first song is the title

i think it’s bout time

now as our poor young lungs deflate, i’ll admit i’ve gotten older just relax, clench your fist it’s all kicking off again i don’t wanna say it till it’s all i can we are running so fast, and we never look back summered words and lessons learned

welcome to our home under the nightlights i missed you and i cried, but i said that i was alright i just zoned out

oh, when my weight left the room, did you take a deep breath? i remember the first words that you ever said oh, i heard you crying loud give me a second light, i haven’t smiled since yesterday summer went away, still the yearning stays

i thought i saw the devil this morning caught a ride on a summers day i understand, you got your heart broken we’ve been running in places, whole years been one of those days i can still remember when i held you in my hands

[pissmotif]

i’m being hunted for sport

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Voting ended onJun 6

[pleasuretrade]

naming a guy the same name as you is so possessive. you are gay

[pleasuretrade]

buck from manitowoc did not exist. you made that shit UP!!