#housedfire

[dangergrin]

abner sends a venmo request for $25

he  laid  across  his  throne  (a  stolen import  armchair,  tall  back  and  redecorated with party supplies)  legs  crossed  and  spilling  off  one  rest,  back  arched  against  the  other,  and  cellphone  in  hand.

abner sends a venmo request for $25

the  jokers  lips  pursed  then  pulled  into  a  frown,  one  side  twitching.  as  the  crime  queen  began  tapping  away  his  red  painted  lips  pulled  in  a  barely  polite  smile.

sent: $10 thank you for the pad thai dotty darling 😘 💋

his  split  of  the  bill  was  absolutely  not  10  dollars.  it  wasn't  even  25.  but  he  would  remember  the  other  had  the  flat  technicolor  balls  to  send  HIM  a  venmo  request. @housedfire

[electr1cisdead]

judy and peanut visuals , judy and peanut tings , judy and peanut vibes , judy and peanut energy !! judy would do anything for peanut ! they forever have my heart . ( peanut ! @housedfire )

[daughterofelarc]

garf flies in as a bat wearing a tinyyyy cheap birthday hat

EYEBROW RAISES WITH A SUBTLE CURVE, hands on hips as she regards garfbat with a cocked head. ❝ boy, must be someone's lucky day, ❞ she drawls, extending a hand for them to find a perch if wanted. muscles at the corners of her mouth twitch, reminescent of a grin she is combating. ❝ you gonna sing 'happy birthday' like that, too? ❞

[ioracle-arc1]

wally has never seen pride and prejudice...

𝙸𝙽𝙿𝚄𝚃 𝚀𝚄𝙴𝚁𝚈 // 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒂'𝒔 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆? 𝙻𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙳𝙰𝚃𝙰 . . . 𝙰𝙽𝚂𝚆𝙴𝚁: 𝒚𝒆𝒔 !

wally hasn't seen pride and prejudice YET

will happily accept going for a run in place of flying i award you extra points 💚

[metropolois]

" you did this all by yourself? " from selina.

𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄 | 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆

𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐘, 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐔𝐏, and lois lane would have paid them no mind. footsteps + sneaking around did little to dissuade an operation in motion. however --- as soon as catwoman's languid drawl hits her ears ... lois is already cracking a smile.

" and ... " assisted by a handheld device too complicated for her to understand, lois effectively disarms the warehouse's security system. ( at the time selina showed up ... it's easy to think lois found all this effortless. selina missed the misuse of equipment, failed vaulting attempts, and enraged rants to herself. luckily. ) " i did it without a cat - suit. who knew. " though sarcastic, lois says it almost dryly. without missing a beat, does she pull the ( now unlocked ) storage locker door up, and glances at selina for the first time during their entire exchange: " after you, beautiful. " / @housedfire

[f0lklores]

@housedfire liked ! 

❝ . . . so, every friday we're around each other, cochise – chris – chris ‘n i’ll grab hands ‘n go, freaky friday !! and we’ll, ❞ here, he'll tack on some air quotes. ❝  swap bodies for the day until it stops being funny. ❞ josh bounces his right shoulder in a half shrug. ❝ everybody hates it for some reason. ❞ 

[prodiga1-m]

📝 anyone in marvel you'd consider? eyes emoji

who  would  i  write  from  x  fandom? | ACCEPTING.

i'm not a big marvel guy but i LOVE me some moon knight. layla el-faouly as well <3 and maybe jessica jones? i can't think of many others that call to me tbh

[rerereboot]

(LAYLA EL-FAOULY) their  conversation  lulled.  layla's  eyes  were  toward  the  left  of  their  cafe  table,  scratching  along  the  rough  pavement  ground.  the  weight  in  her  chest  was  still  there...  but  it  was  lighter.   she  didn't  expect  that.  the  archeologist  turned  her  eyes  back  to  her  companion,  "thank  you  for  this.  for lunch.  i  really  —"  her  voice  caught,  lips  pressed  into  a  tight  tremble  of  a  smile  before  layla  swallowed  and  pushed  through with a stonier expression,  "i  needed  this." → @housedfire