#how suave

[mutalieju]

Perry~~

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite

i’m a simple man, the platypus goes ‘krtrtrt’ and i swoon

[missholson]

John Landis: Animal House (1978)

BLUTO: They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!

[man-who-speaks-in-hands]

Here’s a Marigold concept dump for Mod. >:) Prankster, Novelist/Writer and trainee Bartender. Marigold is the skeleton your skeleton can’t be.(unless it’s Luci, she can’t tolerate him asking her to do cover art for his novels)

[The handwriting reads] Marigold: Mari-o-Gold, I’m worth it! Grilby -Boy, I’ll roast you! Marigold- Ms. G sure makes good coffee! (He stole the coffee off Gaster.)

[softhly]

to: diana, cheesecake isnt the only thing ill be eating tonite ♡ from: daehyun

wo0ah there

[tumeow]

You're like my appendix. I don't really know what you do, but this feeling in my stomach really makes me wanna take you out.

Andrew the great, in AP Spanish

[soldier--x]

♦

"Do I have to do this—"

"Fine, fine. Your— Your… Hips. Yes. That’s…. Hips."

[mmmmm-bop]

Starbucks addiction needs reigning in. Dreadfully unhealthy and dreadfully expensive. Someone control me. 

[spider-gwemily]

"oh hey, your husband died yesterday. the king would like you to marry him."