#how the?

[gary-green-is-the-man-we-need]

Hold on a second guys, I'm trying to wrap my head around the fact that there's coffee flavoured tea

[the-devil-hunter63]

lil bro: *is a freshmen and has had more girlfriends than me* It's my Italian charm

me: *has had one bf and has been friend zoned a lot* wat

[iileac]

I dated a lesbian for 2 weeks and this is our breakup conversation

Her: Well I guess this makes it easier

Me: Yeah, so I guess we’ll just stay friends

Her: I mean I don’t think it would work out anyway

Me: Why not?

Her: Bi girls just don’t commit as much, plus the Asexual bit, it might be a bit, you know!

Me: Excuse me!

Her: No offense but the only reason I don’t date Bi girls is because the cannot stay in one relation ship at a t-

Me: I’m gonna stop you right there

Her: Oh come one you know it’s true

Me: You’re a lesbian, and you didn’t commit!

Her:  What do you mean

Me: YOU CHEATED ON ME!

Her: Oh yeah!

[eleanor1267]

Percy Jackson is owned by Disney... Percy is a son of Poseidon..... Poseidon is King of the sea..... Percy Jackson is a Disney Prince....... So Annabeth Chase is a Disney Princess!

[bearfootscar]

I went from having no Tumblr spouse to three?

[dogcunt]

i lost 3 followers in under 12 hours

[incrediblydopesince92]