Stupidest Real Name: Round One Match Twenty-Two of Thirty-Two
Howard Duckson (Howard the Duck)
Tinya Wazzo (Phantom Girl)

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Stupidest Real Name: Round One Match Twenty-Two of Thirty-Two
Howard Duckson (Howard the Duck)
Tinya Wazzo (Phantom Girl)
I finished my custom articulated Howard The Duck figure! I used an obitsu11 body and the Marvel Legends Howard 'action figure' to really put the action in the figure. His suit came from Etsy.
Alex and Howard! This one came to me after watching clips from that stupid What If? Episode a few months ago.
Don't worry. These two do not have a weird egg baby.
I just liked the cute couple scenes, and thought, 'wouldn't it be funny if I'—And before I knew it, my pen was to paper.
Howard the Duck faces the most unusual foe...Hellcow!
Howard the Duck languishes inside of a Cleveland City jail cell. The Police commissioner mistakenly believes that Howard is a midget dressed as duck. He attempts to remove his costume, but is shocked to discover that Howard is a genuine duck (but an anthropomorphic talking duck). Unwilling to risk public humiliation, he orders Howard's release. Howard decides to develop a strong reputation in Cleveland in the hopes of one day becoming a police officer. He reads a local newspaper, which tells of a series of mysterious farm slayings.
That night, Howard masquerades as a human and wanders the city streets in the hopes of luring the killer out of hiding. Suddenly, a vampiric bovine known as the Hellcow swoops down out of the sky and attacks Howard. It kicks him into an auto-parts store and attempts to drink his blood. Howard keeps Hellcow at bay with a cross-shaped lug wrench, and tricks her into diving into a pile of tires. As Hellcow attempts to wrest her fangs free from a whitewall tire, Howard destroys her with a stake and hammer. Although Howard solves the mystery and saves the day, he is denied the chance to become a police officer.
Giant-Size Man-Thing #5, 1975
Best Interspecies ship round 1: Nandor x Guillermo vs Howard x Beverly
Nandor x Guillermo
Howard x Beverly
Nandor (Vampire) x Guillermo (Human): "Nandor went against vampiric nature repeatedly because he couldn't stand the thought of killing Guillermo, accepting Guillermo's vampire slayer background & even killing a fellow vampire for him just because Guillermo was unhappy. Guillermo worships Nandor far more than a familiar should. He is the only one Nandor trusts and the only one Nandor has ever genuinely cared for/thought of (Nandor tends to be pretty selfish otherwise…)"
Howard (Duck) x Beverly (Human):
"they got me into interspecies hard. highkey neurodivergent coded duck that has no idea how to function in the human world he gets trapped in falling in love with the first human to show him genuine kindness they're genuinely so sweet together."
"Howard is three feet tall and met Bev when he got sucked across the universe to Cleveland and kicked some creeps asses to save her and despite all he wants is to go home- hes a copy writer for christs sake- he saves earth and gives up his entire life back home to be with her. He squawks at children to scare the shit out of them and frequently has little humanphobic outbursts. He squawks at a man to scare him for just eating a sandwich and looking at him. Beverly is a girl who knows what she wants and will fight and bite until she gets it and despite her bond with howard is fully willing to rip into him and leave him until he gets his shit together. She stuffed him in a garbage bag in a taxi to have him examined by a museum janitor. She warns howard about the big bad by yelling 'HES IN A BAD MOOD!' while restrained to a table about to be possessed by interdimensional monsters. She can kick as much ass as howard and WILL. Shes from OHIO. She stole a cops gun and held him up with it. Theyre both the most unhinged fuckers in either ones life and I live for that honestly"
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I'm fucking Obsessed with this Howard The Duck poster, I can't believe I've never seen it before.
For a certain household, the annual celebration of love comes after February 14th. Howard is surprised by Naux's proposed purchase, but not entirely displeased.
Howard the Duck - Tradd Moore