Aug 20, 2020
Look at us, 6 whole months with this guy ❤️. Celebrated with a midnight picnic in the park because we’re freaking adorable. #howdoihashtagthis #couples #celebration #cute https://www.instagram.com/p/CEHh05NAdjw/?igshid=ua7mev12fugy
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Look at us, 6 whole months with this guy ❤️. Celebrated with a midnight picnic in the park because we’re freaking adorable. #howdoihashtagthis #couples #celebration #cute https://www.instagram.com/p/CEHh05NAdjw/?igshid=ua7mev12fugy
I'm doing the thing 😬 #vero #howdoIhashtagthis #thething
One of my greatest feats of procrastination was this pumpkin. Merry Halloween, y'all! #theseedsarestillgood #spookysanta? #howdoihashtagthis? #betterlatethannever
Good vibes only 💜 #purple #howdoihashtagthis #goodvibes #trashjann
Im so sorry, but yes. Its time for this picture again. Wait what are you doing with that gun- #howdoihashtagthis #ohshit #whyispokemongosoexpensive #goddamnit
That moment you smash your finger with a manhole cover on a street drain to save your son's super bouncy rubber ball only for him to find it 10 ft away in the grass. #howdoihashtagthis #goodintentions #whenBrianisgone
story time
once I was jokingly warning my middle school younger sister and her friends about a certain dance, telling them of a real incident where someone I knew was knocked into a chair and broke their arm because of it. They started laughing, and i felt funny or something stupid like that, and I started to back up slowly, saying in a dramatic voice,
“it’s true
it’s happened before” (bursts of laughter) “it’s happENEd BEFO-”
my sock got caught on a sCREW that was partly in the floor, and somehow this caused me to FLIP completely backward at the end of my sentence. i can still remember being mid-air, seeing my beautiful spaghetti flying off my plate (this happened during dinner), and thinking to myself just before I got all the air knocked out of my lungs,
“nO,
THERE MUST BE A WAY.”
i somehow thought that maybe I could catch it with my plate but sadly i was reminding to my despair that I am not spiderman and my mom was pissed at me for “goofing off and wasting food” But she just doesn’t understand I never wanted any of this
I never wanted to be in the games
I just wanted to protect my spaghetti
and keep the party alive
anyway, I can now never see those kids without hearing about this. they are still laughing at me