#howthecookiecrumbles

[vyt-16]

DREW THIS FOR A DTIYS!!!!!! THIS WAS SO FUN TO DRAW GUYS. Go follow jaytipede on insta, AND tiktok!!

[y313y]

fanart for @jaytipede cuz uh why not

[cze--sta]

allow me to be real for a moment (this is my account and I will do whatever I want with it), some of you may be aware of the tiktok acclaimed masterpiece How the Cookie Crumbles and I have a few gripes about it. read it or don’t, but if you read it and then sperg out about how I’m an illiterate monkey, that’s on you.

first off, the story isn’t bad. it’s not a masterpiece of the modern man, but it’s pretty good and has expectable tropes and themes from what is, presumably, a teenage author. the drawings are nice, you can really see what type of character the author was aiming for just based on the shapes. that’s always a plus.

now, I understand these are topics that need to be talked about because they are serious as cancer, but it really speaks to the author’s age to have every “TW” and “CW” under the sun thrown into one story. grooming? sure. assassins? why not. sexual assault? yeah why not. stillborns, abusive ex and current partners, age gap, “doomed yuri” for the hell of it, because nothing is more appealing than two characters of the same sex having a very complicated and painful relationship, or even die, who cares. again, I’m sure the author is young, and the tiktok and insta clapping seal audience hollering about “symbolism!!!!” and “dark topics!!!!!” in the comments, which yeah, there’s symbolism, every triggering topic is packed neatly into a form that’s visually appeasing and softens the blow of seeing a teenage minor get abused and taken advantage of for the sixtieth time.

overall, not the worst story. but not even remotely good. thinking about it for more than a minute makes my eyebrows raise and thinking about it for more than five makes me click that unfollow button so that every post I see of it is strictly against my will.

goodbye.

[brandtwoodford]

#howthecookiecrumbles https://www.instagram.com/p/CAi_-CYsEtR/?igshid=1wstbg1egefef

[therealdjeasy]

I'm happy for you then!! 😁👌🏿 #itslife #howthecookiecrumbles https://www.instagram.com/p/BuPO034h81H/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1r397pea1n24t

[upcountrybread]

And we're back to work in full swing this week. No holidays or snow in the forecast. #howthecookiecrumbles #mondaymorning #bakerylife (at Upcountry Provisions Bakery and Bistro)

[orangeskied]

#Day84 is catching up with #100happydays posts after days of tiredness that went in a haze. It's the ongoing story of #spookyselfies #hazyselfies my poor cracked #Tamsin ( #phoneshavennamestoo #dealwithit) keeps producing to the best of her- somewhat compromised - abilities, with baffling yet interesting effects. It's the first autumn #hatday in the #chillymorning and my trusty #sheakspeareglobe cap still doing its job 💖💖💖. It is also #howthecookiecrumbles or an amazing #rhubarbcrumble and #coffee shared with a friend. And at the end of the day it's also a bit of #blueskies gracing us after mostly cloudy day. Now only one more day at work, and 2 days off which is good as my brain is a bit of a mush atm 😉😉😉 So yes, sleep, sleep will make me very happy, quite soon. 💖😴 (at Bath Road)