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[mykidjustsaid]

Newest member of the family. Watch the unboxing on our @howtobeadad periscope! Watch here: https://www.periscope.tv/w/aMBY8TMxODc2fDFkakdYZ3FnWGR2S1rMS1sgHCK-4TJRIKIPg13fUfJvQJSkvSXjhYNtsETg2A==

[mykidjustsaid]

Mordor and Los Angeles have the same weather right now.

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When you haven’t eaten in a while, you get hungry. When “a while” is actually the length of time things need to fossilize, you starve! You can start smelling delicious phantom whiffs, or hear something you could have sworn was bacon joyously sizzling a second ago. It’s the same with sex. Except for the sizzling pork product sound. Well… maybe that was actually an amazing innuendo.

While unmarried, kidless couples sometimes run some laps in the Sex Deprivation race, parents are obviously the long-distance marathon runners of the sport. After so many “days without,” they can easily fall victim to reading sexy things into the simplest, completely innocent statements.

So, protect yourself from yourself and each other. Don’t accidentally get your partner’s hopes up. Especially if you know their hopes are on a hair-trigger and ready to go off at the slightest hint. Even if there’s really no hint. Of sex or bacon.

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Instructional Diagrams Muhuhahahahahahahahah! Okay I’m done now. Or am I?

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If you need to laugh out loud...

by Erin Lane posted in Products & Prizes ...like full-on snort with laughter, I've got the book for you.  I recently received a copy of the new "Guide to Baby Sleep Positions" by Andy Herald and Charlie Capen, the dads behind howtobeadad.com. It sat on the counter in my kitchen for a few days before... Read more » Want to get the full story? Click on the headline above. And thanks for reading the BabyCenter Blog. http://bit.ly/11IT2jw

[mykidjustsaid]

Today, we teach you how to high five because otherwise THIS HAPPENS...

Go HERE to learn how to high five correctly! 

Charlie & Andy HowToBeADad.com

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[themomsandthecity]

Laugh of the day: Godzilla vs baby

by Charlie & Andy posted in Mom Stories Originally posted on HowToBeADad.com. Follow Charlie & Andy on Facebook! The day after Halloween is always the kid-style hangover. Rather than taking a photo and titling it, "Baby's first (sugar) hangover" you're probably busy trying to get the ship back on course. It's always hard to get... Read... Want to get the full story? Click on the headline above. And thanks for reading the BabyCenter Blog. http://bit.ly/Pp7PMC