If we’re single and not married by the time you’re thirty, I’ll have a baby with you.
Friends say it all the time. It’s an innocent pact that usually never actually comes true. Hermione had been a little more than drunk when she said it. She didn’t think anything about it.
Hermione blinked at the twins, her brain running a mile a minute. She quickly connected the dots. They were glowing, and she was glowing and…
“IT WAS AN UNBREAKABLE VOW?”
EXPLICIT, 4K COMPLETE, MFM - FRED WEASLEY/HERMIONE GRANGER/GEORGE WEASLEY
TAGS: Double Vaginal Penetration, Incest Adjacent, Vaginal Fingering, SIX FINGERS!, Breeding, Fuck Or Die, Twincest, The twins don't interact sexually but their cocks touch, Daddy Kink, Breeding Kink, Vaginal Sex, Fred Weasley Lives, Post-Hogwarts, Fluff and Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Light Choking, Pregnancy
Thank you @call-me-daddy-fic-fest for hosting! and @schmem14 for beta reading and editing!
Almost a month after HP Kinktober ended, I have finally created a complete masterlist of the wonderful rare pair works we were gifted with from this astoundingly creative community. Since I am only human, please let me know if anything is wrong with this post (broken link, mispelled author name, etc).
Day 2: Instant Darkness Powder
Hermione Granger/Lavender Brown
Biting the Truth in the Dark by @triggerlil (M, 1.4k)
Lavender Brown is dead to the wizarding world. Quite literally. She has disappeared off the map into a muggle apartment and never looked back, that is, except for Hermione Granger. One/third of the Golden Trio and Britain's youngest Minister for Magic, Hermione goes to Lavender when she's looking to de-stress from the pressure of being in charge, of filing papers, making appearances, and being the brightest witch of her entire bloody generation.
Lavender is fine with that. She just has one rule: they never fuck with the lights on.
Oh, and no falling in love.
Day 3: Polyjuice
Pansy Parkinson/Draco Malfoy
to be me and you and you and you by @triggerlil (M, 157)
When you've been loving and pining after someone for so long, you're bound to go a little mad, no?
In which Pansy and Draco's morals begin to loosen and they make a very bad, no good decision.
Day 14: Rictusempra
Fleur Delacour/Hermione Granger
Rictusempra by @ladderofyears (E, 880)
Hermione and Fleur put the famed Tickling Charm to use in the bedroom.
Day 15: Exploding Snap
Dudley Dursley/Gregory Goyle
Strip Snap by @ladderofyears (T, 100)
Dudley and Greg play a game of strip Exploding Snap.
Always the stubborn ones, Harry and Draco need to learn how to compromise. Pansy and Ginny have a plan.
Theodore Nott/Pansy Parkinson
Born This Way by @ladderofyears (E, 365)
The Incarcerous Spell is a spell that conjures thick ropes or thin cords. They bind whatever the caster points their wand at.
Day 18: Herbology
Neville Longbottom/Pansy Parkinson
Less Talking, More Doing by sophh (M, 372)
A Herbology greenhouse is just the place to have a little fun...
Day 19: Hair Pulling
Marcus Flint/Percy Weasley
Always The Ones You Least Expect by @ladderofyears (E, 390)
Marcus discovers something new and exciting about practically perfect Percy.
Day 21: Dragonhide
Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
wear em’ in by @crimsonhead-ache (E, 4k)
“Are you sorry for touching yourself without permission, Potter?”
Harry shivered in anticipation; hearing Draco call him by his last name always got him excited.
"Or-” Hermione butt in, walking around the other side of the bed across from Draco. “-are you sorry for wearing those dastardly boots around our home without permission.”
No Invite to the Slug Christmas Party? Boo Unfair!! Holiday Party in the Arithmancy Department, Professor Vector’s Classroom. Drinks, Food and Music! All fifth, sixth and seventh years welcome.
Draco hits the water hard. It feels like crashing into cement. There is no give until he’s sinking and being buried all at once. The wave crashes atop him, and he holds his breath as he’s tossed around in white water. His shoulder bounces against the rocky bottom, cutting into his skin like Doxy nails. He drags across the bottom, tied to his surfboard by a leash around his ankle.
He closes his eyes and lets the cold sink deep into his bones.
He could not fight back. He could just sink. He thought he’d stop contemplating death after this long, but the cold beckons him like a lost son.
And he’s so, so completely and utterly lost.
Locals Only on AO3
*Explicit, 12,000 words, Complete*
Ship(s): Draco Malfoy/Theodore Nott/Blaise Zabini
Warnings/Tags: Post-Hogwarts, Slytherins in the Muggle World, Threesome - M/M/M, Polyamory, Explicit Sexual Content, Hand Jobs, Fingering, Sharing a Bed, Splinching (Harry Potter), Blood and Injury, Injury Recovery, Mild Gore, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Roommates, Muggle Professions, The one where Draco surfs, Draco "Coco" Malfoy
