#hpcp

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

jake: what would the chef recommend?

employee: sir, this is a mcdonald's.

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source: quotes-of-various-fandoms

[differentasmonkshoodandwolfsbane]

Some Snape stuff from the Cursed Child Play Production :) 

[nancyswheelers]

harry potter characters posters  ★   nymphadora tonks; "Don't call me Nymphadora, Remus," said the young witch with a shudder. "It's Tonks."

[hemsworths-chris]

neville longbottom (remake of this)

“we were all in the d.a. together. it was all supposed to be about fighting you-know-who, wasn’t it? and this is the first chance we’ve had to do something real — or was that all just a game or something?”

b. 7-30-81

[demonlynch]

CHARACTER POSTERS: Luna Lovegood

↳ “You’re just as sane as I am.”

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

nathan: you know what they say–

whistler, clueless: no, what do they say?

nathan: you should know.

whistler, a little bit more aggressively: but i don’t.

nathan: but you should.

whistler: just tell me what they say!

nathan: you know what they say!

whistler, heatedly: but i don’t!!

nathan, fed up: but you should!!

whistler: tell me!

nathan, not even knowing what they say anymore: noOo…

decarlo, sick of this shit: you’re both idiots.

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source: kakagai-gaikaka

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

decarlo: what’s the worst decision you’ve made while drunk?

zach: not to brag, but i don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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source: batshitferalquotes

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

nathan: in the name of the father, son, and holy ghost—

whistler: head shoulders knees and toes

jake: TURN UP YOUR NOSE AND STRIKE THAT POSE

zach: hEEYYYYYY m a c a r e n a

decarlo:

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source: incorrect-scp-cb-quotes