“my mom bitched at me about my spider getting out. he didn’t ‘get out’. i left him out to see who i could make scream first.”
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“my mom bitched at me about my spider getting out. he didn’t ‘get out’. i left him out to see who i could make scream first.”
“Are we going to get burritos or what? I’m starving.”
“I can’t believe you just said that! God, you know how immature you sound?”
“Aww come one, I’m a charming guy, that gif was funny, why don’t you give me a laugh,” he said with a smirk.
“Come on, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“Yeah, so, I realized I most definitely cannot cook, so it’s either pizza or Chinese food I guess. That’s all I know of that delivers. Which sounds better?”
“Look, you can keep shooting down my ideas but I won’t stop saying them.”
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