#httm incorrect quotes

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mark: i want to hear those three little words, jem

jem:

jem: i love you

mark: try again

jem:

mark: jem!

jem:

jem:

jem: fine...

jem: i... will...... behave

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jacob: why are you smiling?

jem: what? can i not be happy??

mark: damon tripped and fell at the parking lot on his way here

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kenzie: so you like jem?

mark: of course i do, who doesn’t?

kenzie: over half the people who meet her

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jem: *loses a game*

*after said game*

naive freshman: where is jem?

co-captain (roxie): still in the showers. we think she’s trying to drown herself

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jacob: i've connected the two dots

literally everyone else: you didn't connect shit

jacob: i've connected them

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jem: *punches someone*

mark: okay you know what you're on a time out get on top of the fridge

jem: *climbs fridge* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

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kenzie: there's only one thing worse than dying

kenzie: *rips paper to show the words "jem dying" on a board*

damon: *gasps* jem!

kenzie: NO!

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no one:

literally not a single soul:

jem: fight me bITCH