HTTM INTROS!
alright so first is jem
she’s kinda a bitch tbh
she means well tho
in her own way
but yea anyways jem is jacob’s twin sis
she’s really short too
ok not super short maybe like 5’5”? or 5’4”??
whatever tho
she’s the shortest out of her friends so like how much does it really matter lol
she is overprotective
it’s hilarious bc she’s so small and will go after the biggest kid with zero hesitation
she kinda just has issues lol
lots and lots of medications for her my poor bby
jem is friends with everyone in the group tho
but kenz and mark most
and i guess jacob
but she also has a crush on mark oops
and a golden retriever named josten too lol
def not named after neil josten what
she plays lax and runs xc
again neil josten who???
she also digs classic rock
like holy shit she’s a nerd
big oof
anyways
she really likes her guitar and house plants and josten and mark
aodidjjsjsbf whatever next is jacob
like i said he’s jem’s younger twin
he looks like her too lol
same blond hair and tan skin and freckles and green eyes
just a lil taller
and he has a goldfish named goldie
don’t ask ok?
he drives a black jeep tho
and also runs xc
he gives serious dumb bi energy
also a mega taylor swift fan
then we have mark
poor sweet little mark
he’s in love with jem ok
like whipped
so whipped
jesus christ it’s like satan and god fell in love with those two
bbbbutttt
mark is really smart actually so that’s kinda cool
except for when it comes to jem tho lol
he kinda freezes
it’s hilarious tbh
but yeah mark is so soft too
poor bby
100% a lil spoon
okay moving on we have kenzie next
she’s cool too
she runs and boxes and it’s so badass
she’s also the only girl other than jem so they’re tight
but don’t get me wrong they were tight before the group got together too lol
anyways kenzie has light brown hair and hazel eyes
tan skin no freckles
lots of pets
she also ships mark and jem so yea lol
otp otp otp
last is damon
he’s a shy bean
also kenzie’s boyfriend lol
kinda just there
oof sorry bby
i love damon but the others make themselves heard and he just kinda keeps them from hurting each other
he’s six thousand feet tall too
and def not scared of jem
even after all this time
nope not at all
but yea
that’s the group
they’re a bunch of wannabes
just naturally high on whatever shit life served them today
and coffee
so much coffee
but in conclusion
jem is overprotective and will probably serve as a bad influence plus maybe jail time
jacob is a bad influence too and will never be the brains of any mission ever
kenzie just wants peace and fun times and for jem to not die
mark accidentally became the mom but literally just tries to keep the twins from dying and/or getting arrested and also anything that has fire or explosives
damon just wants some friends but somehow got stuck with these dicks instead so now he cannot abandon them to save his life because god knows why
