a real convo between me and my hufflepuff friend
*sees me vibrating like im a phone ringing on silent*
Hufflepuff: whats wrong with you??
Slytherin: uhm idek. i was drinking coffee and now i feel nauseous and filled with anxiety.
Hufflepuff: you should drink tea. it helps.
Slytherin: uh,,,,, no thank you ill take some pills and drink my beautiful coffee. also watch me not care and vibrate away from this convo.
















