#hufflepuff likes

[hornedhufflepuffdevil]

Another lil snake 🙄

Turns out my baby sister is also a Slytherin. And just for some context, she twerks to annoy me at times. So this time, I thought to turn the tables and see how she likes it.

Slythersis: casually lounging on the wheely chair in my room

Hufflepuff magnifique: *comes in wearing a head to toe one see like dress 😈*

Slythersis: 😓 *looks suspicious but unassuming*

Hufflepuff magnifique: *positions self sideways to display full body contortion*

Slythersis: *realizes* OHHH NONONO—

Hufflepuff magnifique: *thrusts butt out and furiously twerks for 2 secs. Then walks around normally like nothing happened*

Slythersis: 😧...

Hufflepuff magnifique: *casual* what?

Slythersis: *blinking like she can get rid of the image* that was.....

Hufflepuff magnifique: amazing? 😉

Slythersis: graphic

Hufflepuff magnifique: *laughs but then realizes*... Uh wot 🙄

Slythersis: so graphic. Pls don't do that ever again—

Hufflepuff magnifique: k *starts "twerking"*

But for real tho, this lil turd is only 12. Where'd you learn how to use the word graphic huh? And the audacity to use it on me 🙄 I will not tolerate this. Gonna pay that lil snake back

[hornedhufflepuffdevil]

Hufflepuffer: *sleepily peeks through the door crack of slytherin's room*

Slytherin: *performing skincare routine at 12am*

Hufflepuffer: *yawns and slowly waltz in*

Slytherin: *yelps* wtf! What are you doing up now!

Hufflepuffer: chocolate *opens bedside drawer and break a chocolate square out of a bar*

Slytherin: you didn't ask!

Hufflepuffer: *with sleepy eyes on slytherin, slowly bites into chocolate*

Slytherin: *Sighs* go to bed

Hufflepuffer: *Trudges back to room*

[hornedhufflepuffdevil]

Hufflepuffer: *holding a new bar of chocolate* hey did you get more of this chocolate?

Slytherin: I literally gave you a new one

Hufflepuffer: yeah but like...🥺

Slytherin: *pulls out a drawer* yeah I have another new one.

Hufflepuffer: 😚👉🏾👈🏾 Hihihi *incredibly pleased*

Slytherin: *smiles mockingly* Hihihi

Hufflepuffer: *doesn't care. Simply pleased with the sweet reveal (pun intended)*

Hufflepuffer: *walks away with a giddy smile*

[hornedhufflepuffdevil]

Once upon a day at school, my bestie and I were in the bathroom and I was staring at her as she fixed herself up. She's beautiful and all and she suddenly reminded me of someone. It was a legit memory but I couldn't pinpoint who exactly. I spoke too soon tho so i did a thing

Hufflepuffer 1: oh my god hey! You look like one of those— *pauses, trying to remember*

Hufflepuffer 2: 😳 *expectant and smiling already*

Hufflepuffer 1: —idiots... 🙂✨

Hufflepuffer 2: 🙄 you lil shit *lunges at them*

Hufflepuffer 1: 🏃💨 *not at all sorry* keehee

😚👉🏾👈🏾

[hornedhufflepuffdevil]

A habit.2

Everybody eating normally and mmm-ing when they like the taste of something.

Me: wiggles body happily while chewing

୧(＾ 〰 ＾)୨

I realize now that if I had a tail, it'd be wagging. And maybe I'd be spinning around in circles. Thats it. That's me happy eating.

[hornedhufflepuffdevil]

A habit

Buzzing conversation in class. People laugh and work.

Me: sitting in my favorite stolen wheely chair happily observing everyone and conversing when I can. My shoes eventually come off and I'm walking around either barefoot or in socks. No one questions it anymore. They're used to it