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✨😌✨I am a Hufflepuff 🐝🐝 and this sideblog is gonna be about how I am as one and how I am despite being one lol. oh and gold conversations with my sister and friends that fit with their Hogwarts houses 🤗| She | 22 | bi | crackheaded 🤡

[quietfuckingcourage]

Guess who spent 2 hrs doing embroidery shit and barely an hour of hw?

Not me stfu.

Oh no not you.

YOU just sent a fkn email and filled out a form.

it wasn't even hw 🙄

[hornedhufflepuffdevil]

It's WORk THATS ALL THAT MATTERS

[trailcams]

source

[hornedhufflepuffdevil]

Me going to bother my sister

[kristina100000]

literally how are we doing baby girls

[hornedhufflepuffdevil]

Baby gorls*

[everythingfox]

Doggo controller

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[funnytwittertweets]

[everythingfox]

3 2 1 atk

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[hornedhufflepuffdevil]

Me bothering my siblings ✨

[lost-carcosa]

[thenatsdorf]

Mistah Lovah Lovah (via)

[naamahdarling]

This animal is so good at lying down. I’m PURPLE with envy.

[the-haiku-bot]

This animal is

so good at lying down. I’m

PURPLE with envy.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hornedhufflepuffdevil]

Another lil snake 🙄

Turns out my baby sister is also a Slytherin. And just for some context, she twerks to annoy me at times. So this time, I thought to turn the tables and see how she likes it.

Slythersis: casually lounging on the wheely chair in my room

Hufflepuff magnifique: *comes in wearing a head to toe one see like dress 😈*

Slythersis: 😓 *looks suspicious but unassuming*

Hufflepuff magnifique: *positions self sideways to display full body contortion*

Slythersis: *realizes* OHHH NONONO—

Hufflepuff magnifique: *thrusts butt out and furiously twerks for 2 secs. Then walks around normally like nothing happened*

Slythersis: 😧...

Hufflepuff magnifique: *casual* what?

Slythersis: *blinking like she can get rid of the image* that was.....

Hufflepuff magnifique: amazing? 😉

Slythersis: graphic

Hufflepuff magnifique: *laughs but then realizes*... Uh wot 🙄

Slythersis: so graphic. Pls don't do that ever again—

Hufflepuff magnifique: k *starts "twerking"*

But for real tho, this lil turd is only 12. Where'd you learn how to use the word graphic huh? And the audacity to use it on me 🙄 I will not tolerate this. Gonna pay that lil snake back

[hornedhufflepuffdevil]

So I FINALLY got up and studied at 9am which is a sad rarity now bc my sleep schedules so fucked (oh and my mind) that anything that even remotely resembles work is what I do when I'm on campus, and at home I sleep and when I plan to work, I end up wasting time somehow occupied in my distrACTions. Now MY POINT is I finally after many months managed to sit down and work at 9 freaking AM. Till almost 12pm. I would've continued working but my computer started acting up and after trying to fix it (in vain) I had to shut it down completely and wait. I promised myself (sort of.....wasn't a true PROmise promise you know?) that I would be back to working before 1pm. I ended up falling asleep. Waking up at 2:40 then falling asleep bc I really wanted to see my sudden SO again which was some weird creature that had kinda horny (don't judge) and ended up waking up at 5. Stayed up doing some chores and helping mom and wanted to rest up a bit at 6:30. Ended up waking at 11:30pm......

Basically my dumbass took a break for almost 12hours

Bc of course. It's me 🙄 why am I surprised

[lipstvcked]

We’ve just been conditioned by society to see daydreaming as nothing more than time-wasted fantasising when it's really at the heart of all that we create…🤍

[hornedhufflepuffdevil]

I knew it! Airheads, u DO matter

[studentlifeproblems]

[quotemadness]

“I like cancelled plans. And empty bookstores. I like rainy days. And thunderstorms. And quiet coffee shops. I like messy beds and over-worn pajamas. Most of all, I like the small joys that a simple life brings.”

— Unknown

[hornedhufflepuffdevil]

Hufflepuff vibes honestly

[everythingfox]

Living his best life

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[russiawave]

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