Uh uh uh
Gotta huge cock
Holy shit its spock
Eyeing up my shmeat
Oh fuck its time to beat
Aw its Minecraft Steve
Leave me so breathless I can’t even breathe
With me around no need for beaves
With that I fuck and take my leave
Oh that beefy is that doomguy
That I spy
Ass so soft and abs so hard
Gonna buy doom maxed out credit card
Killing demons left and right
They killed his bunny outta spite
Cock out, clock out, doomguy’s glock’s out
Hes got interdimensional clout
Broke back mountain more like
Broke ass im poundin
Rip thotimus your ass was well rounded.
My friends didn like the way that sounded
Back to my cock,
See you eyeing it up like a hawk.
Men jelly they look and they gawk
All at this mother fucking big rock
Wishing they were me
Im not gonna end my rhyming spree
Pants hug me tighter than a small tee
Your mom said I’m bigger than your oak tree.
All the while men horny grabbin at my shoulder
I’m shaped just like a boulder
Men cant resist my sexy fucking smoulder
I’m getting bolder
And this is for you monster fuckers all out there
In your head you know its not fair
Venom drooling over my dare
He knows about the fat cock I bare.
Also before I go fuck off Freud
Homoerotic latent content
Drooling over my dick in the polaroid
I really hate you is what I meant.
Let the insult simmer and stew
Because its time to duel
I ain’t no fool
I take my cards and know them well
You’ll be mesmerized by my moves for a spell
Ring the bell boys
Cuz I just won
And look at the time its fuck o clock
Little dick men know i am a jock
