#minecraft steven

[he-who-needs-to-be-silenced]

Results from todays flocking paleostream

4: i didn’t get to finish this one during the stream so i finished it after, Trigonosaurus a weird little saltasaurid from Brazil with an upturned tail, this time a baby being chase by a crab, inspired from my experiences in brazil

Here they are with scale

[evkai6]

Say hello to Steven Anamor, my Minecraft OC (adaptation to original Minecraft Steve) - for my OC story, "Our Minecraftia".

Feel free to read:

my DeviantArt: EvkaI6

or on my ToyHouse: Evka16

[sherbertclown]

Responses to "I love you" me and @poisonouspastels devised... as you can see it's VERY accurate

[cocknballtormented]

Uh uh uh 

Gotta huge cock 

Holy shit its spock 

Eyeing up my shmeat 

Oh fuck its time to beat

Aw its Minecraft Steve

Leave me so breathless I can’t even breathe

With me around no need for beaves 

With that I fuck and take my leave 

Oh that beefy is that doomguy

That I spy

Ass so soft and abs so hard 

Gonna buy doom maxed out credit card

Killing demons left and right

They killed his bunny outta spite

Cock out, clock out, doomguy’s glock’s out

Hes got interdimensional clout

Broke back mountain more like

Broke ass im poundin

Rip thotimus your ass was well rounded. 

My friends didn like the way that sounded

Back to my cock,

See you eyeing it up like a hawk.

Men jelly they look and they gawk

All at this mother fucking big rock

Wishing they were me

Im not gonna end my rhyming spree

Pants hug me tighter than a small tee

Your mom said I’m bigger than your oak tree. 

All the while men horny grabbin at my shoulder

I’m shaped just like a boulder

Men cant resist my sexy fucking smoulder

I’m getting bolder 

And this is for you monster fuckers all out there 

In your head you know its not fair

Venom drooling over my dare 

He knows about the fat cock I bare. 

Also before I go fuck off Freud

Homoerotic latent content

Drooling over my dick in the polaroid

I really hate you is what I meant.

Let the insult simmer and stew

Because its time to duel

I ain’t no fool 

I take my cards and know them well

You’ll be mesmerized by my moves for a spell

Ring the bell boys 

Cuz I just won

And look at the time its fuck o clock 

Little dick men know i am a jock

[gamebunny-advance]

“Two Frames a Second”

They would absolutely be friends.

[fredits]

freddie as steve from minecraft