You knew this was coming: AlWrath
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: That would have to be Wrath. He wanted to see the marshmallow chickens blow up and Al wasn't there to stop him. Made sure Wrath cleaned up the microwave afterwards though.
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: I'd have to say probably Wrath again most times though they probably have their moments of taking turns. Especially since knowing Al they probably have so many cats it'd be easy to miss one or two when the mood arises.
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: Wrath because I can't see Wrath actually being caught doing that as much and even if he was caught Al would keep it to himself. Wrath on the other hand if he caught Al doing it would be more likely to actually post it.
who breaks the most phones: Wrath. No question about it. Al's gotten to the point that he's almost wary about fixing Wrath's phone using Alchemy anymore.
who dies first: Al most likely. Wrath is a Homunculous after all and with how difficult they are to kill in comparison to Al. Unless you go by canon in which case Wrath considering technically he's already dead.
which one I could see as being lactose intolerant: I'm gonna say Al, mostly because I can only see how much Ed would tease him about it considering all the times Al's tried to get Ed to drink his milk.
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: That would be Wrath. Al knows his abilities and strengths as well as he's willing to admit to them. Wrath would say he could do it and wouldn't accept any help out of stubbornness.
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: Alphonse. I imagine Alphonse would be a calm sleeper while Wrath would likely be a restless one. Alphonse likely gets kicked or slapped a bit in his sleep if not flat out kicked out of the bed and has likely gotten to the point he's able to sleep through the lighter ones.
who uses the computer most: Probably Alphonse of the two. I'm not sure Al would chance letting Wrath near a computer with all the frustrations that the internet and technology in general can bring unless he himself was right there with the boy at all times.
