#human nick

[thestaticsquirrel]

What did the Nicks do for Halloween?

(H. Nick) Chilled at home with the lights off and played a few games. Some Rogue Legacy 2, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories, and a little bit of this not-so-big game called Shoppe Keep. Mom sent me a little bit of candy too over the mail so I had something to eat.

(S. Nick) I went trick or treating, but I planned to hit up Static and I couldn't find him. All I saw was this cousin of Bob's who looks like him. I'm sure he'll turn up eventually.

[ask-bangle-tiger]

(answer on static's birthday) (Static) Bangie, I'm very excited to see you come for my birthday, But uh, not for normal boyfriend reasons, cuz uh, i have something EXTREMELY important to ask you. I'm no good with the mushy words so I'm gonna be direct. Would you be interested in becoming Mrs. Pache? *Static kneels down onto his left knee and pulls out a black box containing two engagement rings, one big for her paw, one small for his, both containing gems that resemble pink carnation buds*

[[It’s finally happening!]]

@thestaticsquirrel @olivethecub

[askvelmathegoat]

(Molly!Nick) I've seen the ghosts too. Late at night, floating around some random location. To be fair, they're not malevolent or anything. He's good people, I've interacted with him myself on several instances. His name is Wisp, and I think you might get to enjoy their company. That is, if you uh, don't mind running a favor or two for him. He's very skittish and always ends up scaring the wisps out of himself. Oh and uhh. Quackidee, i guess.

Velma: Y-y-you've seen t-the ghosts t-too, blih...?! *shudders* A-also you l-look a b-bit familiar b-but that's n-not the p-point.. I-I think I-I've seen W-wisp before.. h-he comes a-around 8pm I-I think, blih.. U-umm.. I-I'll do m-my best t-to get t-to know h-him, blih.. I-If I d-don't g-get scared.. a-also quackidee..? 

[flamingostrichphoebe]

(Phoebe) *amazed* Static? Is it really you?

(Static) Oh hey Phoebe! Yeah! It’s me. Surprised to see me?

(Phoebe) Yeah! When did you get here, sparky?

(Static) About two weeks ago. How have you not noticed me?

(Phoebe) *resignation* I guess we just weren’t in the same place at the same time this whole time. Where you living at?

(Static) This secluded area up high in the northwest of the island.

(Phoebe) Ah, that explains a lot. I thought Olaf was still living there.

(Static) Is that who used to live there, krzzt?

(Phoebe) Yeah, the dude was really posh. His house was all gilded like, not solid gold like old mayor Nick’s place, rather just gold trim.

(Static) Speaking of him...have you noticed how eerily similar the human here looks to our old mayor?

(Phoebe) It isn’t just me? Yeah, it’s a little weird.

(Human Nick) I’m right here, you know. Who’s this other Nick fella you’re talking about?

(Static) *shock* AGH! *apologetic* Sorry about talking behind your back! *shyness* He’s this squirrel who was the mayor of Phoebe and I’s old town of Koridai.

(Human Nick) Oh? How so similar?

(Static) The messy hair, the puffy cheek, the glasses...

(Phoebe) The old mayor never brushed his fur. *laughing* He looked like a matted hairball!

(Static) Only real difference between the two of you I’ve noticed is his incisor isn’t as prominent as yours. You could see it when he talks, kinda like mine, but it isn’t always sticking out like yours.

(Phoebe) *thought* And, uh, he always wore the same shirt everyday, unlike your closet full of purples. He liked the color too, but not as prominently as you do, sparky.

(Phoebe) *daydreaming* He had this plain ol’ work tee with a cranberry red tie. He did have a purple tie, and also this neat little black-gray-white-purple striped tie, but he usually wore the red one.

(Human Nick) Huh...weird coincidence. I’ll have to visit the guy sometime.

[sea--crystal]

After 4 years of release, I realised I loved this movie, so I rewatched it...and now I can't stop doodling more zootopia stuffs

Oh, the second art is supposed to be human Judy and Nick, tried to keep the 3Dness

[wolfyttwisted]

I wish I had the words to properly articulate how BADLY I wish I had a tail. It’s like this stupid dull ACHE deep down in my soul that says I SHOULD have a fuzzy ass appendage for balancing, communicating my mood, and attaching colorful bows to.

[thestaticsquirrel]

Oh yeah, right. Nick's been stuck as Molly for almost a year now, huh? How's life as a cute duck been for you, anyway?

(Molly!Nick, feather quoting where applicable) I feel my "squirrel alter's" pain now, quackidee. Stuck so short, without thumbs, always having to bum a boost off of a friend to--

*poof!*

(Human Nick) --get to the top shelves, always belittled for their size compared to larger species...but at least we're not always bashing our heads on the tops of doors like you Paolo! And then we...

* H.Nick does not seem to notice he's transformed back to a human, he's too caught up in his rambling to notice.

m!a 5/5

[thestaticsquirrel]

(Static) Are you winning, krzzt?

(H.Nick) Just about to, Static!